Monthly Archives: November 2004

Five Little Aliens

Sent to me via the FAQ form… Five little aliens, on a see saw, but one got blown to smithareens and then there were four. Four little aliens going home for tea, but one got blown to smithareens and then there were three. Three little aliens going to the loo, but one toilet was boobytrapped […]

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Christmas Jewellery

Getting into the Christmas sprit. Necklace features a beautiful lampwork Christmas tree pendant that I got on eBay last year (I can’t remember the seller’s name. Chockadoo was the eBay seller that designed it) and assorted red/green glass beads.

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32 Hours

The antibiotics I’m taking read… “Take ONE capsule FOUR times daily every EIGHT hours.” Clearly, one must need some sort of a time slowing device, because there are only 24 hours in a day (unless the world voted on 32 hour days and forgot to mention it to me) and you’d need at least 32 […]

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Tree Ports

My brother and I were watching Russell Coight’s celebrity challenge. Chrissie (the model) was sitting with a Powerbook in her lap, tapping away while explaining her website to one of her fellow campers… Me: I didn’t know they have WIFI in the outback. My Brother: Yeah, but not WIFI, there’s ports in all the trees. […]

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