My brother and I were watching Russell Coightâ€™s celebrity challenge. Chrissie (the model) was sitting with a Powerbook in her lap, tapping away while explaining her website to one of her fellow campersâ€¦
Me: I didn’t know they have WIFI in the outback.
My Brother: Yeah, but not WIFI, thereâ€™s ports in all the trees.
Me: So the cables go through the roots?
My Brother: Pretty much.