Five Little Aliens
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Five little aliens, on a see saw, but one got blown to smithareens and then there were four.
Four little aliens going home for tea, but one got blown to smithareens and then there were three.
Three little aliens going to the loo, but one toilet was boobytrapped and then there were two.
Two little aliens, eatting sally lunns, but one bun was poisoned and then there was one.
One little alien, feeling like a winner, he’d gotten rid of all his mates and scoffed all their kitta was hot, so, so, hot.
Poor little aliens.