Established in 2002
Difficult words to say when you are drunk:
Specificity.
Indubitably.
Innovative.
Preliminary.
Proliferation.
Cinnamon.
Impossible sentances to say when you are drunk:
Thanks, but I don’t want sex.
No, I don’t want another drink.
No kebab for me thank you.
Sorry, but you’re not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer
I’m not Interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.
I like pointless things to pass time, and these guys have a great site proving just how damn strong duct tape can be!
Tammy is a college student of Iowa who loves to be taped to the ceiling. Tammy you are one brave girl. My only question is, how the hell did they get her up there?
Some school kids had their dream come true when they got to tape their principal to a wall. It kind of looks like something out of an aliens movies. Actaully, you could make a trashy b grade movie called, “When duct tape attacks”.
Why they gave my mother a credit card I’ll never know. She is spending $700 on a new DVD and VCR today… I would just like to say, on record, that I had nothing to do with this (Seriously I didn’t!). So she can not blame me for sepnding such a huge amount of money if she gets fired next week. So lets all remember that. Thank you, that is all.
I made this last night while I was bored and in a ‘I hate microsoft’ mood:
Why is it that if you are a cam girl and you want people to come to your site you have to be listed on porn sites? I’m having some conflicting thoughts about being listed at some sites. Even Tay took down his pic on one site because of something’s he heard about someone wanting nude pics from under age cam girls. Why do these girls take it all off for their cam viewers? Once they see it, they’re gonna want more or become bored because the air of mystery is gone. For those people out there that come to my site for tits and ass… I’m sorry, but I’m not a whore, and I won’t flash you on cam. I guess I’m not your regular cam girl, but I like it like that. I don’t like following everyone else, just so I get one more hit. If you wanna say something nice, focus on my site… Because I wont be listening if you mention my tits. Anyways, that’s enough venting. I had a chat with JJ, he seems to be selling yahoo’s new pager, but he’s not getting paid for it:
Jojo Force 21: the new yahoo messenger has “super webcam”
Jojo Force 21: lol I feel like a yahoo salesman
la angel nikita: lmfao i think you are
la angel nikita: how much are they paying you?
la angel nikita: and i’m downloading it… so you can relax!
Jojo Force 21: lol and if you act now..
Jojo Force 21: oh ok
la angel nikita: free set of steak knives?
Jojo Force 21: not one not two, but 3 sets!
la angel nikita: lol
la angel nikita: wow
Jojo Force 21: but act now supplies are limited
Jojo Force 21: operators are standing by
la angel nikita: lol
Gotta love JJ.
Candy said I was a computer nerd before and I think she’s right. I spent most of today sending emails to various computer stores in WA. I wanna buy a stick of 128mb SDRAM for this computer, but I want to buy MS Windows XP OEM edtion with it… Most of them are kinda confused at this request, and I have been trying to prove my point that memory is an actual conponent – So legally they should sell me XP at the OEM price. Wankers. Hey it’s $450 upgrade or $300 OEM – If you could get that much off of it wouldn’t you? (Tay’s probably swearing and sending me an email about how he can get a pirated copy of it as he reads this, haha) The reason I want XP is because, well it rocks. Also because I’m f-disking this computer maybe next week and I don’t wanna put bloody windows 98 back on it. We shall see what happens.
I made a doctors appointment for tomorrow @ 11:50am. This would be all good if I actually trusted and liked doctors, but I don’t. When I fractured my ribs once, I waited till I could hardly breathe before going to the hospital. I’m really getting sick of being sick – if that’s possible. Tay said I should come to florida and visit him and I’d feel all better. Yeah, the florida sun sounds like a nice idea. Anyways, there’s a guy on ebay wanting to auction of the right to tattoo his forhead with any advertisement, company logo, or whatever the high bidder wishes. Tay and me are thinking of teaming up and putting some money in. How would ‘gtmcknight.com’ and ‘kitta.net’ look on his forehead? We’d have to fight the urge to put “I’m a loser” though. I got a kinda funny e-mail which I think is a joke:
“What’s good? How are u? Your name makes me breath faster and grow weaker on my neels. I never knew the beauty i was missing until i found u on the net, u such a great beauty, a beauty godness, i beg to come and worship at your shrine. Every thing about your picture knocks me to a stupor of frenzy, your eyes are just like the one of Eve that is used to seduce and hypnotise Guys. I prome to Treat u as my adored pet, promise to never leave u but to love u. Am from Africa, i want u to be my wifey. My hand cell number is …………….., my country code is already there. Cheers, get back at me now.”
Eh, worship at your shrine? Adored pet? Ok mate. Hand cell, lmao his hands a cell, haha. I should stop making fun of people who email me, even if they are stupid emails.
I spend most of today in bed. Yay. Yeah, I guess I haven’t gotten over this virus. I made an appointment to go see the doctor about it. Anyways, yeasterday I had a very fucked up chat with someone who clearly doesn’t know me to well:
Iven Yackinoff: hello
Iven Yackinoff: whoa a real live slut
Iven Yackinoff: is too good to say hi
Iven Yackinoff: who would have guessed?
Iven Yackinoff: and one with deformed boobies none the less
Iven Yackinoff: ur ego is higher than my sperm count
Iven Yackinoff: how did such an ugly slut get such an ego?
la angel nikita: 1. I’m a virgin, try looking up the defintion of slut again darling – 2. You piss me off and I only say hi to people with personalitys – 3. I love my defomed boobs – 4. I was being sarcastic then you twat – 5. Your sperm count must be low, maybe even impotent, because there ain’t no ego here – 6. Bite my ass wanker…
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Lol, ok…
Today is my 18th birthday, I still feel sick but I am enjoying it. My brother is protesting because I’ve been spoilt so much today, haha. I got a lot of books, more g-strings, bath stuff, rude cards and flowers. I’ve also had tons of people IM me on AIM and say happy birthday to me, thank you so much. You guys are the best. đ Here’s some more pictures of my birthday presents:
The second pic is of mr happy (he’s yellow), to go with little miss blow job (she’s blue). He’s happy because he’s sitting next to little miss blow job. đ Ella sent me both of them, thankx Ella, you’re a sweetheart for sending me all that fun stuff.
I’m half knocked out from medicine right now, but I wanted to blog to tell you about some things. So bare with me for all the poor grammar, and spelling mistakes.
Candy came over last night. I was in the shower then I walked out and she was sitting there talking to my mum. Scared me half to death. I swore and then ran into my room to get changed. When I emerged, she gave me an early birthday gift. đ I got 3 mini g-stings and a rude card that said “let’s have a party, you bring the KY jelly and cream”, haha. I can see a lot of cards like that one coming my way tomorrow. I guess it’s tradition or something. Anyways, here’s a picture I took of what she got me:
One of them looks like something a stripper would wear. I also got a few other early gifts today as well. đ I’m getting soooo spoilt. I cant drink any alcohol because of this medication I’m on, which is bugging me. đŚ Oh well, I’ll go clubbing next week sometime.
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