Monthly Archives: January 2007

It's a Boy!

I receive some strange emails from time to time, ones that contain incoherent grammar and life stories about a dog named Jed who likes ice cream and I should totally meet one day, others contain nothing but questions that are so confusing it would take a crack team of code breakers to interpret. And from […]

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Australia Day

I found out today that I have been nominated for Best Australian or New Zealand Weblog in the Seventh Annual Weblog Awards, which is quite fitting given that it is Australia Day today. If you have a moment to spare, please vote for my blog, voting will close on February 2nd and winners will be […]

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Voodoo Radio

Something very strange and mystical has been happening to me lately. For the last few months I have had a radio present in my bathroom so I can listen to the radio while I have a shower, and every time I turn on the radio to have a shower a Nickleback song is playing. Every. […]

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2007 Predictions

My predictions for 2007… Lindsay Lohan fancies herself as a politician, moments later she finds a stray dog to play with and then contemplates being a dog washer. Water flavoured Coca Cola; no calories, no sugar, no fat. Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton hook up. He impregnates her and the whole world hopes there will […]

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Bloguary

It’s Bloguary, the month formally know as January, that special month right after Christmas when every civil blogger turns into a crazed zombie that groans “awarddddsssss” in comments. They crave Bloggies like they are gold statues filled with sweet, sweet virgin baby blood, when in reality it’s an accolade printed on a bit of paper. […]

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