Bloguary
It’s Bloguary, the month formally know as January, that special month right after Christmas when every civil blogger turns into a crazed zombie that groans “awarddddsssss” in comments. They crave Bloggies like they are gold statues filled with sweet, sweet virgin baby blood, when in reality it’s an accolade printed on a bit of paper. Winners of Weblog of the Year were once given a shiny golden star that sort of resembled a rock, a few years ago I asked Ernie about the coveted golden rock that he won, he said “it would make a good paperweight.”
I was reading the nominations for the Australian Weblog Awards and saw one that has to be the most snide, delicious, and devilish nomination ever to grace it’s pages…
I nominate “Iain Hall, Heterdox Man” in the following categories:
- Best Illiterate Blog
- Best Try-Hard Blog
- Best Comment-Free Blog
- Best Performance by an Internet Stalker (twice)
- Best Dial-up-from-a-Queensland-cow-farm Blog
Happy Bloguary, may the best blogs win and inspire.
Nikita is a 30-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia studies event management, works at events and runs EnjoyPerth. She is a self confessed high heel worshipper that suffers from multipletabitis. Kitta spends her spare time blogging sporadically, volunteering, gaming and likes taking photos of the contents of the universe.
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They crave Bloggies like they are gold statues filled with sweet, sweet virgin baby blood
I laughed so hard that had I liquid in my mouth I would have coated my monitor in a fine mist.
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Well if you liked that one why not come and see my new blog? 😀
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