Bloguary

It’s Bloguary, the month formally know as January, that special month right after Christmas when every civil blogger turns into a crazed zombie that groans “awarddddsssss” in comments. They crave Bloggies like they are gold statues filled with sweet, sweet virgin baby blood, when in reality it’s an accolade printed on a bit of paper. Winners of Weblog of the Year were once given a shiny golden star that sort of resembled a rock, a few years ago I asked Ernie about the coveted golden rock that he won, he said “it would make a good paperweight.”

Zombie Bloggies

I was reading the nominations for the Australian Weblog Awards and saw one that has to be the most snide, delicious, and devilish nomination ever to grace it’s pages…

I nominate “Iain Hall, Heterdox Man” in the following categories:

  • Best Illiterate Blog
  • Best Try-Hard Blog
  • Best Comment-Free Blog
  • Best Performance by an Internet Stalker (twice)
  • Best Dial-up-from-a-Queensland-cow-farm Blog

Bourbonboy – Thu, 2007 – 01 – 04 07:29

Happy Bloguary, may the best blogs win and inspire.

2 Comments on “Bloguary

  1. They crave Bloggies like they are gold statues filled with sweet, sweet virgin baby blood

    I laughed so hard that had I liquid in my mouth I would have coated my monitor in a fine mist.

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