Monthly Archives: February 2006

Bullet Point

Some things that have been happening lately presented in bullet point format, so I do not have to think about making shit flow and thus use more brain power than I can sustain at the present time… Succumbed to yet another throat/chest infection, spent a few days in bed trying to keep my temperature under […]

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Spam Oracle

“Oh BOY are you stoned, Paul thought, and giggled faintly. Three nights ago, when he was sure she was upstairs, he had sneaked one of the sample boxes out and had read everything on the label, although he supposed he had read everything he needed when he saw what Novril’s principal ingredient was. “All right! […]

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Zombie Love

Matt (the boyfriend): Holy crap! There was some really weird noise just then… Kitta: What did it sound like? Matt: Kinda like someone falling onto the driveway. Kitta: Ok… Matt: Hey, I said it was a weird noise. Kitta: Did someone fall onto your drive way? Matt: Not that I can see. Kitta: Might be […]

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Secret Present Agent

I am not the girl you give a present to and ask kindly not to open it until a certain day…

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