Matt and I procrastinate washing our gay teenage clothes…
Matt: Washing sucks, I have so much to do, but I have to do it if I want to wear clothes this weekend, ice skating naked at ‘cockburn’ arena probably isn’t the best idea.
Kitta: I have to wash clothes too, I’m putting it off though, my theory is they might get fed up and wash themselves. I think of my clothes as teenage girls.
Matt: You see I tried that, obviously my clothes are teenage guys because they don’t care if they sit around dirty and smelly.
Kitta: Hopefully your clothes will get girlfriends that will wash them.
Matt: I dunno, didn’t happen for me.
Kitta: Maybe they’re gay…
Matt: Stop picking on my clothes!
Kitta: There’s nothing wrong with it, in fact I think I have a top that’s bisexual.
Matt: How do you know she’s bisexual?
Kitta: She always wants to hang out with my underwear.
Hey Kitta, How are you today?
I had a queer singlet once, but my King Gee workwear got together and beat it up. Damn intolerant blue-collar clothing…
Just for the record… i am only sorta kinda a banana nazi… nothing to see here.
I am at a loss for words. But that’s not a bad thing.
I hate doing laundry.
Sorry, but I don’t think Matt’s clothes are gay. If they were, they would want to look their best and WOULD wash themselves. His clothes must be balding beer gut smelly old men.
Stefan: You have a valid point.
I’m still waiting for the day my clothes start to hang themselves up.
As long as they are not moving on their own, you can wear them…
I think my bra is gay… It’s hard to take off….
There’s only one thing I hate about laundry and that’s ironing. Ironing is dreadfull…