Teenage Clothing

Matt and I procrastinate washing our gay teenage clothes…

Matt: Washing sucks, I have so much to do, but I have to do it if I want to wear clothes this weekend, ice skating naked at ‘cockburn’ arena probably isn’t the best idea.
Kitta: I have to wash clothes too, I’m putting it off though, my theory is they might get fed up and wash themselves. I think of my clothes as teenage girls.
Matt: You see I tried that, obviously my clothes are teenage guys because they don’t care if they sit around dirty and smelly.
Kitta: Hopefully your clothes will get girlfriends that will wash them.
Matt: I dunno, didn’t happen for me.
Kitta: Maybe they’re gay…
Matt: Stop picking on my clothes!
Kitta: There’s nothing wrong with it, in fact I think I have a top that’s bisexual.
Matt: How do you know she’s bisexual?
Kitta: She always wants to hang out with my underwear.

10 Comments on “Teenage Clothing

  1. Sorry, but I don’t think Matt’s clothes are gay. If they were, they would want to look their best and WOULD wash themselves. His clothes must be balding beer gut smelly old men.


  2. As long as they are not moving on their own, you can wear them…

    I think my bra is gay… It’s hard to take off….


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