Teenage Clothing

Matt and I procrastinate washing our gay teenage clothes…

Matt: Washing sucks, I have so much to do, but I have to do it if I want to wear clothes this weekend, ice skating naked at ‘cockburn’ arena probably isn’t the best idea.
Kitta: I have to wash clothes too, I’m putting it off though, my theory is they might get fed up and wash themselves. I think of my clothes as teenage girls.
Matt: You see I tried that, obviously my clothes are teenage guys because they don’t care if they sit around dirty and smelly.
Kitta: Hopefully your clothes will get girlfriends that will wash them.
Matt: I dunno, didn’t happen for me.
Kitta: Maybe they’re gay…
Matt: Stop picking on my clothes!
Kitta: There’s nothing wrong with it, in fact I think I have a top that’s bisexual.
Matt: How do you know she’s bisexual?
Kitta: She always wants to hang out with my underwear.

10 Comments

  1. nickadonian's avatar nickadonian says:

    Hey Kitta, How are you today?

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  2. Mark's avatar Mark says:

    I had a queer singlet once, but my King Gee workwear got together and beat it up. Damn intolerant blue-collar clothing…

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  3. Matteh's avatar Matteh says:

    Just for the record… i am only sorta kinda a banana nazi… nothing to see here.

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  4. Crystal's avatar Crystal says:

    I am at a loss for words. But that’s not a bad thing.

    I hate doing laundry.

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  5. stefan's avatar stefan says:

    Sorry, but I don’t think Matt’s clothes are gay. If they were, they would want to look their best and WOULD wash themselves. His clothes must be balding beer gut smelly old men.

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  6. Kitta's avatar Kitta says:

    Stefan: You have a valid point.

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  7. frank's avatar frank says:

    hehe

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  8. Esther's avatar Esther says:

    I’m still waiting for the day my clothes start to hang themselves up.

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  9. Youkie's avatar Youkie says:

    As long as they are not moving on their own, you can wear them…

    I think my bra is gay… It’s hard to take off….

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  10. carfentanyl's avatar carfentanyl says:

    There’s only one thing I hate about laundry and that’s ironing. Ironing is dreadfull…

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