Monthly Archives: February 2007
Cheatr
Posted on February 27, 2007 12 Comments
MySpace, for years it has been a platform for angry depressed emo children to express how much life totally sucks and for old men to play girl pokemon by collecting as many female profiles as humanly possible. Apparently, it’s now also a platform for students to cheat with. I received this plea for help via […]
Pancake Day
Posted on February 20, 2007 4 Comments
Today is Pancake Day, a day when everyone oils up their pans, beats their batter and makes sugary or savoury pancakey goodness. What do you get if you mash-up Talk Like a Pirate Day with Pancake Day? Yarr, pirate pancakes me hearties!
Valentine's Day
Posted on February 14, 2007 11 Comments
For Valentine’s Day, the boyfriend gave me a gorgeous white gold ring with a heart shaped cubic zirconia, he also sent me a beautiful bouquet of red roses, a first, as I have never had anyone send me roses on Valentine’s Day in the past. The gifts were accompanied by an amusing and complimentary card, […]
Five Easy Steps
Posted on February 2, 2007 9 Comments
Step 1. Wake up to find election spam on your doorstep. Step 2. Gather up the numerous ‘vote for me or midget bats that fire peanuts from their ass will kill you’ pieces of paper, including duplicates, and fold them up into a neat package. Step 3. Write a little note to Mr Graeme Coleman […]