Five Easy Steps
Wake up to find election spam on your doorstep.
Gather up the numerous ‘vote for me or midget bats that fire peanuts from their ass will kill you’ pieces of paper, including duplicates, and fold them up into a neat package.
Write a little note to Mr Graeme Coleman that reads ‘stop being a vote whore’ to express how much you appreciate his election tactics of sending minions to ring your doorbell at 8am and spam your letterbox daily.
Put said note and all pieces of paper into an envelope and mail it back to Mr Graeme Coleman, as you have already voted via postal vote and wish for them to be recycled onto another unsuspecting doorstep or turned into toilet paper.
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