For Valentine’s Day, the boyfriend gave me a gorgeous white gold ring with a heart shaped cubic zirconia, he also sent me a beautiful bouquet of red roses, a first, as I have never had anyone send me roses on Valentine’s Day in the past.
The gifts were accompanied by an amusing and complimentary card, it reads…
For my girlfriend,
I have always admired your beauty and grace,
Your sparkling eyes and your sweet smiling face.
But the reason my feelings are so hard to curb…
…Is your boobs are fantastic and your bum is superb.