Monthly Archives: May 2005

My B12 and Folate levels are really low, so low that it’s affecting my red blood cell count or something to that effect. I was trying to read the test results upside down and couldn’t read it properly (if only I was equipped with eyes that could flip vertically), I could only make out a line or two which said that low levels are rare for my age range (I’m special) and it needs to be investigated and treated.

Now before you start with the ‘eat/do this Kitta’, know that I am eating and doing everything that should be done, yet they’re still quite low. I have to endure more tests this week (in hospital, aka: my home away from home) to investigate and possibly diagnosis the cause, hopefully it will just be malabsorption and all I’ll need is some vitamin jabs and enzymes to get back on track.

Oddly enough I don’t feel too bad, I feel a bit tired and I have a kind of sickly malaise feeling going on, but always thought one would feel terrible with levels so low. Although as a friend pointed out, I’ve been sick for so long I might be downsizing a ‘like hell’ to a ‘not too bad’ feeling because I no longer know what ‘great mate’ feels like. It’s a real mind fuck.

Whatever you do, never get sick, and if you do have private health insurance… No scratch that… Be a fucking millionaire, that way you can have a team of doctors (of whom you can beat if they step out of line) working non-stop to treat your afflictions in the shortest amount of time possible, you could also hire some minions to bring you food and do tricks to entertain you. Dance minions, dance.

Wish me luck.

There seems to be another meme involving a stick making it’s way around the blogs and Oxton has passed it on to me, I hear this one will infect our blogs if we do not comply, so once again I’m going to do another stick meme just to be on the safe germ free side. We wouldn’t want my blog getting sick now, would we?

5 Random Tunes

• (Not) The Sunscreen Song – John Safran
• Let Go – Frou Frou
• Josie – Blink 182
• Amazing -Alex Lloyd
• Release – George

Currently Reading
Atomic mag

Last Film I Saw
Garden state

Last Clean Film I Saw
Garden State was clean (although, it did have a few specks of dust I had to blow off before playing it).

The Next Victims
Who to infect next, let’s see…

• Taylor ‘Tay Tay’ Mcknight
• Sergio ‘GP’ Villarreal
• Michael Heilemann
• Mark
• Molly Holzschlag

Finally the day has come, the day myself and thousands of Star Wars fans have been dreaming of, Super Shadow’s (aka SS, Mickey Suttle and various other fake names, but I like to call him Super Stupid) website has been defaced and for once the net if free of his mind numbing lies.

Let us rejoice!

For those of you who are lucky enough to know nothing of Super Shadow, here’s an update: Super Shadow is a low life that for years has lied to Star Wars fans and even ripped off a few unfortunate ones here and there, he also likes to steal pictures of random girls (including mine) to post on his website and claim that the girls in them are his girlfriends, and that’s not all. He constantly tells anyone who cares to believe his lies that he’s best buddies with George Lucas.

I said it before and I’ll say it again… If he knows George Lucas then I have a pet dinosaur made out of gold in my backyard that like to eats spoons.

The people at G00ns fucking rock, hats off and applause to them for bringing the nets biggest liar down.

Sergio ‘GP’ Villarreal has passed me the musical baton and I’m going to go with the flow because I heard a rumour that if you don’t take the baton you’ll be severely beaten with said baton. I’m not in a baton beating mood, so here we go…

Total volume of music on my computer
9.62 Gb

The last CD I bought
George’s singles ‘Bastard Son’ and ‘Special Ones’ on eBay over a year ago, I’m not big on hardcopy music unless I really love the artists work.

Song playing right now
‘Every fucking city’ – Paul Kelly

Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me:

1. “Throw your arms around me” by The Hunna’s
2. “Are you gonna be my girl” by Jet
3. “Special ones” by George
4. “Halcyon (live)” by Orbital
5. “Over the rainbow/wonderful world” by IZ

Five people to whom I’m passing the baton:

1. Karen Cheng
2. Renee
3. Min Jung Kim
4. Mark Christian
5. Stacey Austin

My brother and I are sitting down eating dinner of veggies, kababs and rice when he starts to make a mound with his rice…

Me: What are you doing?
Him: Making a castle.
Me: Ok.

I place a pea upon the top of his newly formed rice castle.

Him: What’s that?
Me: A castle warming present for your castle.

He flicks it away.

Me: You’re lucky.
Him: Why?
Me: That was a trojan pea, I was going to try and take over your castle.
Him: Ah ha!
Me: Although, I could also invade via the sea off peas which is quite close to your castles boudaries.

He grabs a carrot and places it between his peas and rice.

Me: What’s that?
Him: I just installed a firewall.

Ultrasound of neck and F.N.A.

• Clinical Details: Four months right cervical node. Some symptoms of immune disorder. Clinically reactive node.
• Findings: The palpable nodule indicated by the patient does correspond to a reactive appearing lymph node at the cervical chain superiorly, measuring 4mm in short axis. It retains a normal echo pattern and shape. No pathologically enlarged lymph node is seen elsewhere at either anterior triangle of the neck. Both submandibular glands and the thyroid gland are normal in appearance.

Meaning it is a lymph node that is reactive and my thyroid glands are fine. Pathology reported that they didn’t get an ‘ideal sample’ of it, which is odd since the doctor passed the needle 3 bloody times, but the samples taken showed no signs of anything sinister. Unfortunately the doctor I saw today wasn’t the doctor I’ve been seeing since I got out of hospital, so he wasn’t sure where to go from here. He said to keep an eye on it and come back in a month so he can see how it’s going, if it hasn’t subsided by then and I’m still not feeling well they might do another biopsy..

I’m going to name it Nodey, because one must always name their reactive nodes. 🙂

I had a biopsy of a swollen lymph node in my neck done today; they took 3 vials for pathology, and were also looking at my tyroid glands for some reason, but that might just be routine (hopefully). My neck is still dead from the local, it feels like I am neckless, and the doctor said I might feel “a bit off”. I’m like a little rotten egg that no one wants to eat (and please, no “I’ll still eat you” comments).

Results in three days.

I was at the supermarket today, in the frozen food isle picking up some baby peas (my favourite of all vegetables, but shh don’t tell broccoli, I said it was the only one I truly adored), when I heard a song playing in the background. I tried to figure out what it was, the tune didn’t sound like anything I knew, it sounded like bits from various songs. I picked up my beloved peas and turned around to find the source of the unknown song was an employee of the supermarket, a stock boy, who was stacking spring rolls in the freezer and singing his stock boy heart out.

I thought it was amusing, why have a radio playing when you’ve got your own singing staff?… but the other shoppers thought differently, they soon dispersed from the frozen food isle because they seemed to be freaked out by his singing (“Runnn, for he is singing!”). One middle aged lady went to grab some vanilla ice cream, but decided not to once the singing stock boy went too close to the ice cream section for her liking.

So if you’re ever in a crowded place and want to suddenly be alone, sing various parts of songs loudly like you’re on your own, and you soon will be.