My brother and I are sitting down eating dinner of veggies, kababs and rice when he starts to make a mound with his rice…
Me: What are you doing?
Him: Making a castle.
I place a pea upon the top of his newly formed rice castle.
Him: What’s that?
Me: A castle warming present for your castle.
He flicks it away.
Me: You’re lucky.
Me: That was a trojan pea, I was going to try and take over your castle.
Him: Ah ha!
Me: Although, I could also invade via the sea off peas which is quite close to your castles boudaries.
He grabs a carrot and places it between his peas and rice.
Me: What’s that?
Him: I just installed a firewall.