About The Author

Nikita (Kitta) Kashner is 30-something year old girl who lives in Perth, Western Australia. She was born in Subiaco on August 2nd, 1984. Her heritage is Polish, Scottish and English. When she was born she had a full head of jet black hair and spent her first few years being obsessed with her hands. That was until she noticed her feet, whole new world there.


Kitta a self confessed high heel worshipper and a Doctor Who fan girl (lovingly naming her network dive Tardis and including ‘pool’ and ‘library’ directories) who experiences withdrawal symptoms when she is without her iPod for more than five minutes. Kitta is lactose intolerant and enjoys cooking and using the word ‘nomtastic’ to describe edible objects. Her favourite colours are black (#000000) and red (#FF0000) and she is a proud geek that would marry her Xbox 360 if it was legal to do so. She is an avid Zombicinephile that suffers from Multiplebrowsertabitis. She also likes making up new words. Kitta is currently working as a Managing Director of EnjoyPerth and EnjoyPromotions, she is web master (like Spiderman) and she also volunteers as a Advanced Ambulance Officer at various events. In her spare time she enjoys making jewellery and photography. Previously she worked as fashion model and web designer and she dreams of traveling the world one day.

She has been blogging since 1999, and has been a WordPress user since version 0.72 and before that b2, and before that Greymatter, and before that Teen Open Diary.

About The Monkey

lrm The Little Red Monkey joined on the sidebar in early 2003, he swiftly climbed his way into prime position in the header image for a few years (with a sarcastic thought bubble above his head) before retiring back to the sidebar to live a more relaxed life. He currently hunts down spam comments and enjoys long walks on cyber beaches.


The text, content, posts, images and photographs contained within this website is published by Nikita Kashner and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License. Please contact me if you wish to use any text, content, posts, images or photographs. If you steal or borrow any of these items a very mad little red monkey will come decapitate you.

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