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2008 Predictions
Posted on January 2, 2008 8 Comments
I’ve never been a fan of resolutions made hastily while celebrating the start of a new year. Why not embark on resolutions throughout the year, instead of making unreachable resolutions to cease bad habits, then proceeding to give them up before the Easter bunny is due? I prefer predictions. So ladies, gentlemen, drunk people who […]
Leet WoW Hacker
Posted on May 29, 2007 23 Comments
I was doing some grocery shopping today, and as I stood in the pasta aisle perusing mediterranean vegetable sauces I overheard this conversation between two middle aged ladies… “I found this strange payment on my credit card statement today… My son was the last to use it to pay his phone bill, I questioned him […]
2007 Predictions
Posted on January 9, 2007 8 Comments
My predictions for 2007… Lindsay Lohan fancies herself as a politician, moments later she finds a stray dog to play with and then contemplates being a dog washer. Water flavoured Coca Cola; no calories, no sugar, no fat. Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton hook up. He impregnates her and the whole world hopes there will […]
On behalf of Firefox
Posted on April 25, 2005 55 Comments
The phone rings and I pick it up, because that is what one does with a phone…