Monthly Archives: March 2007

The Oracle

Have you ever met a person that is so infuriatingly rude and biased that your mind cannot fathom how karma hasn’t hit them with a truck yet, and how it’s possible for them to live in their own little fantasy land where pixies kiss their ass on the hour, every hour, while dancing a little […]

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Stop, Trolley Thief

Dear Trolley Thief, We met today at the supermarket. Do you remember? I left my trolley full of food and some of my mail unattended for only a few seconds with the belief that no one is desecrate enough to steal another shoppers trolley. Oh how I was wrong. As I looked at turkey steaks […]

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Milk, eggs, glasses

I tossed and turned in discomfort last night. An emo stomach virus that has infected my body wanted to go out and have things pierced at 4am instead of sleeping like all the other stomachs do. Upon awakening I did my usual ‘try to check email with blurry eyes’ routine and mistook real email for […]

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The Bloggie goes to…

Not me. Again. This is the third time that I have been nominated for a Bloggie and not won. I feel like Beyonce at the Oscars, having to smile while Jennifer Hudson – who has only been in the industry five minutes – wins everything. Beyonce sits there drinking shots and plotting ways to kill […]

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