Cosi Girls

Lynne Heming – the ugly duckling featured on several current affair programs รขโ‚ฌโ€œ in my mind, is quite a silly young lady.

First off, she had a few plastic surgeries and procedures to make herself resemble a Barbie doll. Fine, she’s a sports model, bigger boobs can be a great advantage in sports modelling and they might help her win a few competitions, possibly do more promo work (“three cougars thanks”) and hopefully pay back the money to recoup her investment. What annoys me is she went to Today Tonight with her story, in what seems like an attempt to help her career. Did she not fathom that the media is evil, especially current affair programs?

Google her name and you get a small mention on a sports competition site, maybe she should have boosted her web presence before her chest size (which, after I hit submit, I will have done for her).

Normally, I wouldn’t watch this sort of filth, but I have a cold and watching vapid cosi girls (girls who get so much cosmetic surgery that no one recognises them) get biased by the media is entertaining.

Nikita: My throat is so sore, I’m sucking throaties more often then a fluff girl gives BJ’s on a porn set.

I say the darndest things when on cold medicine.

14 Comments

  1. Dexter's avatar Dexter says:

    Not to mention the fact that you even forget how to spell your name ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. Keg's avatar Keg says:

    All that plastic surgery costs so much… one bullet would have been a fraction of the cost and achieved so much more for society.

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  3. Kitta's avatar Kitta says:

    Dex, I’m so blaming the name thing on the cold medicine as well.

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  4. Dexter's avatar Dexter says:

    I did that for you, re-read what I wrote ๐Ÿ˜›

    It goes in conjunction with what you were saying about the cold medicine ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Hehe

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  5. Tiffy's avatar Tiffy says:

    Even with all that surgery, she’s gone from ugly duckling to trailer trash.

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  6. jayjay's avatar jayjay says:

    the pic of her in the white shirt when she worked at target wasn’t that bad. but really I do think that it’s tough for girls cause some much more attention is put on how grils look. there were some girls selling cookies in front of the store and some guy bought a box from one girl and then there was another girl on the other side and she was the tiny little 8 yr old maybe and he said “aww are you so cute! I’ll buy 2 boxes” I don’t think the girl on the other side heard and I don’t think he meant to be differenciate but it happens

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  7. Daniel's avatar Daniel says:

    Yikes… that’s quite the trasformation. I anticipate the slideshows at her wedding will be quite the laugh ๐Ÿ™‚ And quite the shock, for the guy she’s marrying, of course.

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  8. Jessica's avatar Jessica says:

    Haha I saw the program too. Very good post *claps hands*

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  9. Nicole's avatar Nicole says:

    Her folks are “proud” of what they have made. ahah by the sounds of it i think her dad creamed his pants over her.
    She’s a fucking ugly trollop. I can’t ever say when i did model work, that i wanted to totally change myself. Plus i’d be ashamed of myself and disgusted if i made my mother waste her money on such crap anyway.

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  10. Christo's avatar Christo says:

    Ah, someone else with sore throat. (I suspect…no, I’m sure it’s because of this damn season called winter – winter in South Africa as well)
    I think I’m going to start gargling Whisky…for the sore throat…really.

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  11. stu's avatar stu says:

    plastic surg sucks, keep in real, awww get wel soon kitts babe

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  12. Man you guys hate this girl!

    Did you like the movie Cosi???

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  13. Cutlery Tray :'s avatar Cutlery Tray : says:

    i think that plastic surgeries are becoming a routine procedure for very rich people ~

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  14. Maryjane Calta's avatar Maryjane Calta says:

    Vanity leads to more plastic surgery procedures. People are becoming more conscious about their appearance.

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