The beauty of these expensive red roses only pale in comparison to your own.
Happy Over Used Pick-up line, So I Don’t Have To Buy Any Expensive Red Roses Day! :o)
Kidding of course, a more true’er line as never been spoken.
Speaking of pick up lines, the worst I’ve ever had is the “I’m a photographer I think you’d make a great model” line. To which I reply “Been there done that” and ask about their gear (camera). They mumble something and change the subject. :o?
Dude: Excuse me, do you know how much a Polar bear weighs?
Girl: No I don’t, how much?
Dude: Enough to break the ice, Hi, my name is “Insert Dude’s Name Here”.
Hope the day was nice nevertheless. I didn’t do anything special for it. Flowers were too expensive, restuarants were booked out, getting into the car just seemed like too much effort on a Monday night! 🙂 Though I did think my boyfriend was joking when he said he didn’t get me anything!! 😛
Here’s an idea for guys who want to get out of buying roses next year…
Grow your own.
They’re not that hard, just hack them back once a year, and keep the bugs at bay, water now and again and ta-da… Roses! You’ll also get extra loving if you mention the time you spent tending to them with love and care. 😉
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The beauty of these expensive red roses only pale in comparison to your own.
Happy Over Used Pick-up line, So I Don’t Have To Buy Any Expensive Red Roses Day! :o)
Kidding of course, a more true’er line as never been spoken.
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Speaking of pick up lines, the worst I’ve ever had is the “I’m a photographer I think you’d make a great model” line. To which I reply “Been there done that” and ask about their gear (camera). They mumble something and change the subject. :o?
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You charmer you…
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:LARF:
But I want roses…
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How romantic! lol
Me and the lil princess are having a “NO BOYS ALLOWED” Valentines Day this year. It’s going to be wonderful!
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Get better soon! 🙂
(How’s that for a pick-up line?)
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Happy over-commercialized poor-excuse-for-a-spending-spree day Kits.
Hope you’re feeling better.
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I really despise Valentine’s Day and not because I’m single, wait, yeah that’s the reason…
Great pick up line – “Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.”
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Oh my, do you know how much roses cost?? I didn’t. I pre-ordered the other day and they were 75$ (us) – but they came in a vase and everything.
But money is just money – it was worth it to see her smile 🙂
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That´s real… wow.. Here in Brazil Valentine´s Day is 12th, June…
Hope you get better soon Kitta…
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The best pick-up line:
Dude: Excuse me, do you know how much a Polar bear weighs?
Girl: No I don’t, how much?
Dude: Enough to break the ice, Hi, my name is “Insert Dude’s Name Here”.
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Happy Valentines Day Kitta!
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Hope the day was nice nevertheless. I didn’t do anything special for it. Flowers were too expensive, restuarants were booked out, getting into the car just seemed like too much effort on a Monday night! 🙂 Though I did think my boyfriend was joking when he said he didn’t get me anything!! 😛
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I dig the polar bear pick up line..
Happy Valentines Day Kitta.
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LMAO —- This is the best thing I’ve ever seen! 🙂
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/pouts & sings
“Happy Birthday Mrs Presideeant”
…oh no wait, Happy Valentines Day! …for yesterday.
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Hope you had a happy National Single-Awareness Day
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I hope YOU had a great day Kitta! Love you darling 🙂 <3.
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i luv it…if only other chicks were as cool as you… *swoon* lol
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oh man, its soooo true. i swear prices double on the 14th for roses!
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This pick up line never ceases to make me smile, (as does yer site!)!
“This place is creeping me out, want to come out back to my van?” (say this to any girl in a bar!)
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Here’s an idea for guys who want to get out of buying roses next year…
Grow your own.
They’re not that hard, just hack them back once a year, and keep the bugs at bay, water now and again and ta-da… Roses! You’ll also get extra loving if you mention the time you spent tending to them with love and care. 😉
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