Monthly Archives: January 2002
How to Tell if Your Dog's an Alcoholic
Posted on January 24, 2002 Leave a Comment
If your family dog has been acting strange lately, it’s possible your beloved pooch has been hitting the hooch! Dr. Kyle Blamonte, an animal addiction specialist, says the problem of drunken doggies has been growing at an alarming rate. “It starts off with a few sips of wine at dinnertime,” Dr. Blamonte notes. “Then you […]
Boo the hairy tomato & Candy the porn star
Posted on January 23, 2002 1 Comment
I had to clean the house today. Ever since I started feeling sick my mother has told me not to clean or do the normal things I do. Like making sure my brother doesn’t turn this house into a dump. Washing, cleaning, ironing and all that crap. Anyways, I cleaned out the fridge. I swear […]
Missy rose champion
Posted on January 19, 2002 Leave a Comment
I was thinking about that game you play to make up porn star names before. Do you know what I’m talking about? You put the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived at – Put them together and that’s your porn star name! Mine is: Missy Rose Champion. […]
I killed my furby
Posted on January 6, 2002 6 Comments
Yeah, I umm… I think I killed my furby. Not by miss-treating it of course, but by fucking with its insides. I was bored, as I normally am a lot, lol. And I saw my furby sitting there; peacefully minding it’s own furby business. When an evil/cruel thought entered my head “I wonder if I […]
The cracked pot story
Posted on January 5, 2002 1 Comment
A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the […]
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