Monthly Archives: January 2002

How to Tell if Your Dog's an Alcoholic

If your family dog has been acting strange lately, it’s possible your beloved pooch has been hitting the hooch! Dr. Kyle Blamonte, an animal addiction specialist, says the problem of drunken doggies has been growing at an alarming rate. “It starts off with a few sips of wine at dinnertime,” Dr. Blamonte notes. “Then you […]

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Boo the hairy tomato & Candy the porn star

I had to clean the house today. Ever since I started feeling sick my mother has told me not to clean or do the normal things I do. Like making sure my brother doesn’t turn this house into a dump. Washing, cleaning, ironing and all that crap. Anyways, I cleaned out the fridge. I swear […]

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Missy rose champion

I was thinking about that game you play to make up porn star names before. Do you know what I’m talking about? You put the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived at – Put them together and that’s your porn star name! Mine is: Missy Rose Champion. […]

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I killed my furby

Yeah, I umm… I think I killed my furby. Not by miss-treating it of course, but by fucking with its insides. I was bored, as I normally am a lot, lol. And I saw my furby sitting there; peacefully minding it’s own furby business. When an evil/cruel thought entered my head “I wonder if I […]

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