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Rantless

Posted on Monday, 10th October 2005 at 11:50pm

It has been over a week and I still can’t talk, I think it’s safe to say I am with virus. My once dormant asthma is now chucking a party in my lungs where breathing is not invited, meanwhile my throat is busy being sore, and I’m having to spend large amounts of the day and night trying to cough up my lungs instead of sleeping. My plan is to cough them up and upgrade to v2.0 lungs.

So-called friends and loved ones are enjoying my inability to talk, they keep informing me “it’s so nice and quiet when you can’t talk” with a smile, I retort with a ‘don’t make me decapitate you with a bendy straw’ look and cough over them in hopes they too will know what it feels like.

The worst thing about all of this is I can not rant at people, they could do some of the stupidest most immature things ever - like strapping some roasted lamb to their leg and swimming with crocodiles - and all I can do is sit back, glare, and wish I had laser eyes of doom like Keg. Oh if only I could rant!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s about that time of day when I have to hack up a lung.

26 Responses to “Rantless”

becca Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 2:22am
Oh, Kitta. Feel better soon! If it makes you feel any better, half the time I actually am talking, people aren’t listening anyway. Heh. Maybe if the glaring isn’t working, you can try on a really pathetic face and go for the pity slash guilt factor… I wish I were closer. I’d bring some soup and movies.
Keg Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 2:44am
Well if you ask nicely i might rip my eyes out and lend them to you one day
jj Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 4:19am
I’ve gotten back to your naughty sight but I”ve missed so much. I saw a shirt that might be perfect for you, if you still have your good ol kitta sense of humor otherwise you’ll be packaging up some icy stares for me too. I hope you don’t get mad
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=133
Bob Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 7:18am
poor dear…
war eagle Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 7:33am
I sorry Kitta that u are still sick.

JJ, thats a great shirt. its very funny.
Dan M. MA USA Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 7:40am
Wow, That must be a magical moment in your house LOL LOL can’t even yell at your brother of course Kitta, I just teasing you. I bet that don’t happen to often you cant yell LOL

Dan M MA USA
Angela Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 8:12am
Maybe it’s brochitus? I know when I’ve had that too the point where I was coughing rather than sleeping, I lost majority of my voice. Sadly, they were saying the same thing to me too.
Kitta Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 11:30am
Becca: Mmm, soup, now there’s an idea.

Keg: Aww, how sweet.

JJ: That shirt is funny, and it’s good to hear you can view my blog again.

Angela: That’s what I think it is, I had bronchitis this time last year, must be a yearly thing for me now.
justin Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 11:39am
talking is overrated..
Sean/DigiOzz Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 2:41pm
wow been a long time, and you can’t even say hi cos your poor voice is gone…get well soon kitta…Digi
Noodlez Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 3:54pm
And I thought you were just giving me the silent treatment. hehe
You know I love you.
Steve Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 6:33pm
Attractive. Witty. And mute. You’re almost the perfect woman…

P.S. Take the above chauvinism lightheartedly - and get better soon.
Nicole Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 6:41pm
Hope the throat clears up soon hun, i loathe not being able to talk around my family and friends, They make it just that tad more difficult than it really has to be!!!!
Esther Says:
October 11th, 2005 at 8:39pm
I can talk but it feels like I have a cow stuck down my throat.

Excuse me while I go cough out a cow.

:-/
Tom Says:
October 12th, 2005 at 12:34am
Sorry to hear you are still so ill, you sure have had more then your fair share of sickness. I hope that things start to get better for you soon.

As for your voice, while you have your page, you will have your voice, just type in all capitals when you want to RANT.
Phobia Says:
October 12th, 2005 at 2:01am
There was more than just the glaring when I was giving Kitta shit about her lack of voice.. there was also some interesting sign language…

Yes I know I sound mean.. but I’m sure at some point I’ve told her to get better… *snicker*

PS: I’m not evil!
Gussy Says:
October 12th, 2005 at 5:32pm
I do hope that you don’t get any sicker. You’ve got my number if you need anything.

PS: Phobia IS Evil (it is only a cover!)
Shelli Says:
October 13th, 2005 at 12:15am
Aw Kitta! Im sorry to hear your not feeling good…I hope you get better soon! xoxo
~Shelli
Phobia Says:
October 13th, 2005 at 12:57am
I am so not evil!
Mark Says:
October 13th, 2005 at 12:48pm
Lungs are better not being hacked up I think. Hope you get well soon.
Rob Says:
October 14th, 2005 at 7:19am
Sucks that you’re sick. What do you do on down days to occupy yourself?
Dan M. MA USA Says:
October 14th, 2005 at 10:28am
Hope you get well Kitta and you can speak again. I bet your brother miss him yelling and bitching at him HAHHAHAH get well soon.

Phobia: the evil one!!! are you the boy lover I saw in kitta photos? I left a comment for you lol lol
Keepin' It G Says:
October 14th, 2005 at 11:25am
Hope you feel better.
Phobia Says:
October 14th, 2005 at 11:26pm
I DO NOT LOVE BOYS!

I’m going to fucking kill noodlez!
Dan M. MA USA Says:
October 15th, 2005 at 12:47am
pobia take it easy just joking with you. I know you love little girls LOL LOL maye Noodlez like them?? maybe he pimping little boys!!! lol lol lol

Dan M. Mass USA
Noodlez Says:
October 15th, 2005 at 10:08am
ROFL!!!

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