It has been over a week and I still can’t talk, I think it’s safe to say I am with virus. My once dormant asthma is now chucking a party in my lungs where breathing is not invited, meanwhile my throat is busy being sore, and I’m having to spend large amounts of the day and night trying to cough up my lungs instead of sleeping. My plan is to cough them up and upgrade to v2.0 lungs.

So-called friends and loved ones are enjoying my inability to talk, they keep informing me “it’s so nice and quiet when you can’t talk” with a smile, I retort with a ‘don’t make me decapitate you with a bendy straw’ look and cough over them in hopes they too will know what it feels like.

The worst thing about all of this is I can not rant at people, they could do some of the stupidest most immature things ever – like strapping some roasted lamb to their leg and swimming with crocodiles – and all I can do is sit back, glare, and wish I had laser eyes of doom like Keg. Oh if only I could rant!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s about that time of day when I have to hack up a lung.

26 Comments on “Rantless”

  1. Oh, Kitta. Feel better soon! If it makes you feel any better, half the time I actually am talking, people aren’t listening anyway. Heh. Maybe if the glaring isn’t working, you can try on a really pathetic face and go for the pity slash guilt factor… I wish I were closer. I’d bring some soup and movies.


  2. Wow, That must be a magical moment in your house LOL LOL can’t even yell at your brother πŸ™‚ of course Kitta, I just teasing you. I bet that don’t happen to often you cant yell LOL

    Dan M MA USA


  3. Maybe it’s brochitus? I know when I’ve had that too the point where I was coughing rather than sleeping, I lost majority of my voice. Sadly, they were saying the same thing to me too.


  4. Becca: Mmm, soup, now there’s an idea. πŸ™‚

    Keg: Aww, how sweet.

    JJ: That shirt is funny, and it’s good to hear you can view my blog again. πŸ™‚

    Angela: That’s what I think it is, I had bronchitis this time last year, must be a yearly thing for me now.


  5. Hope the throat clears up soon hun, i loathe not being able to talk around my family and friends, They make it just that tad more difficult than it really has to be!!!!


  6. Sorry to hear you are still so ill, you sure have had more then your fair share of sickness. I hope that things start to get better for you soon.

    As for your voice, while you have your page, you will have your voice, just type in all capitals when you want to RANT. πŸ™‚


  7. There was more than just the glaring when I was giving Kitta shit about her lack of voice.. there was also some interesting sign language…

    Yes I know I sound mean.. but I’m sure at some point I’ve told her to get better… *snicker*


    PS: I’m not evil!


  8. Hope you get well Kitta and you can speak again. I bet your brother miss him yelling and bitching at him HAHHAHAH get well soon.

    Phobia: the evil one!!! are you the boy lover I saw in kitta photos? I left a comment for you lol lol


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