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Vesna’s Vagina

Posted on Monday, 8th August 2005 at 2:23am
17 Comments Ensuing

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Vesna from Australian Big Brother talks about her vagina a bit too much? She’s been washing her vagina, scared for her vagina’s well being, singing about her vagina and talking non-stop about her bloody amazingly multitalented vagina. I predict her vagina will be more famous than she will on her depart from the house…

Gretel: “Please welcome, Vagina! Oh, and umm… Vesna.”
Crowd, who are all dressed as vagina’s: “Wooohooo, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina…”

Look out for vesnasvagina.com.

Update…

Adam couldn’t resist registering vesnasvagina.com and re-directing it to this entry. I should have seen that one coming.

17 Responses to “Vesna’s Vagina”

GreyArea comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 3:03am

Trust me – it almost certainly _can’t_ be worse than the UK Big Brother.

Mind you, I have something of a downer on reality shows in general.

Jim

Andy Hume comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 3:10am

Hmm… sounds a damn sight more interesting that our version of Big Brother.

Lauren comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 6:03am

Sounds about as awful as the Craig/Anthony saga in UK BB… not that I spend at least an hour of each day watching it or anything!

Baron comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 6:26am

I’ve only seen a bit of it, although I have been to the studio when I went to Queensland [!!!]. It’s an alright show, but yeah. Not a major fan or anything.

And I think it’s just her name. She keeps getting confused between Vesna and Vagina, so she’s actually talking about herself.

David comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 7:58am

If the ‘Mr Cunt’ entry wasn’t sufficient, this should help you keep your listing as porn site. I’m surprised the Google ads aren’t vagina-related.

Gussy comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 10:37am

DAMN YOU KITTA!!! You have stolen the Vagina crown again!!

I think i counted about 11-12 References to Vagina in there. I wonder if i can take the vagina crown from you? Mmm that would be interesting, i wonder what the vagina crown looks like? A vagina?? See i have no way of getting near your vagina heights. Maybe i should have another crown? Lucky i dont watch BB, im to sad cause i watch Neighbours instead. That is my trashy TV for the day.

Phobia comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 11:14am

haha. lets all laugh at gussy.

PerthStorm comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 2:22pm

Shes talking about it coz she hopes Greg will give it some action…..

Mark comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 6:55pm

//Iâ€™m surprised the Google ads arenâ€™t vagina-related.//

Damn. I get vagina-related Google ads all the time. It’s a nuisance. Seriously but, if your personality is that dull you have to find something interesting about yourself. I’m sure the guys aren’t complaining about her constant minge-wingeing.

Tim comments:

August 8th, 2005 at 10:15pm

It’s this sort of thing that almost makes me wish I watched Big Brother.

Almost.

stu comments:

August 9th, 2005 at 2:22am

whats a vigina ?

Kayhadrin comments:

August 9th, 2005 at 6:30am

Am I wrong, or does the url http://vesnasvagina.com/ redirect to your own site because of a frame ?

Adam comments:

August 9th, 2005 at 10:33am

Am I wrong, or does the url http://vesnasvagina.com/ redirect to your own site because of a frame ?

I couldn’t resist. Best 8 bucks I ever spent.*

(* Exaggeration. May not be true.)

ihad comments:

August 9th, 2005 at 1:39pm

lol Adam, that’s so wicked!
I don’t watch reality TV, because reality is all around me already!! besides the nitwits in these porgrams are just a giagantic bore… in the shape of a immensely mutilated vagina, errr! (which rhymes with angina).

Kitta comments:

August 9th, 2005 at 6:37pm

I walked straight into that re-direct didn’t I?

You know, I’ve done cunt and now vagina, I really should focus on cocks next.

Nicole comments:

August 9th, 2005 at 8:40pm

She talks about her giney WAY too much
yet for some reason i hope her and her cuntox win.

betting tipster comments:

January 8th, 2006 at 7:49pm

I can safely say that there is nothing on tv worse than the UK big brother. However, I think I would like it a LOT more if they talked about vaginas more often

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