Monthly Archives: November 2008
I'm Not Dead
Posted on November 28, 2008 34 Comments
According to the internet, I died. Which really sucks. I finally found a boyfriend called Wanky who loves me, even though I’m a dude, and then I suddenly died according to Maxpower. I have so many questions… How did I die? Was it a terrible high-heel related accident? Why did my beloved Wanky find out […]