What Women Want
I was perusing my postal vote ballet paper for the 2007 Australian federal election today, and one party caught my eye, as I’m sure it will do so with other postal voters and the rest of Australia on election day…
There is a party called ‘What Women Want’ in this years election.
First thing that came to mind was Mel Gibson waxing his legs while drunk in the aptly named movie. Then I started to ponder their policies…
- Free tampons.
- Laws against partners coming home later than 1am after drinks with the boys.
- Chocolate and red wine added to the PBS.
- Tax free shoes.
- Low interest home loans for any guy that builds a girl a house like in The Notebook.
- Paid toil days for that time of the month.
- Emergency manicure and pedicure treatments on Medicare.
- Support line for women who think they are fat/ugly/alone/lacking chocolate/etc, that is operated by caring gay men that have obtained Cert III in Gay Caring For Premenstrual Women from TAFE.
And yes, I am aware that by making these jokes about women – and their wants – I’m setting us back ten years, but they started it by naming their party ‘What Women Want.’
As always, first party to buy me an LCD HDTV will win my vote.
Nikita is a 30-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia studies event management, works at events and runs EnjoyPerth. She is a self confessed high heel worshipper that suffers from multipletabitis. Kitta spends her spare time blogging sporadically, volunteering, gaming and likes taking photos of the contents of the universe.
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Know whats really odd?
I personally know the two memebrs of that party…
Weird.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm…
small world.
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@keg whats wierder, so do i.
and by two, i mean one.
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Haha classic, you have my vote.
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I am so voting for those guys! Ewww! Gerad Kettle is on the form, didn’t he bugger off and die already! geez.
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Given how corrupt politicians are 😛 I bet you get your TV. Also What Women Want is the money the government pays you for running your own party lol imagine the shoes!
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Can’t help you the LCD HDTV. And although it’s not on the PBS (yet), here’s a great place to get excellent chocolate.
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“What Women Want”??? Well I hope they do well in the erection.
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hmmmmmmm……. nice…. this is a good trend happening around. the women should also ask such questions.
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