The boyfriend has a cold. And in true man style he is being ranty, cute, sinffly and calling me “pookie wookie smookie wookums” while I keep telling him to take Panadol every six hours. We were watching Family Guy, the episode with a leprechaun on the board of a smoking conversation, so he had to ask…
“Sweetie, can we get a leprechaun?”
“No” I replied, as I have many times before when he asked if he can have a penguin and keep it in the bath tub.
A few seconds after I turned down his request, I remembered another leprechaun related issue…
“Some guy is hot linking to an image on my server from his Myspace profile. I wanted to teach him a lesson, and as I was looking for some suitable porn to replace the image with, I found cgi leprechaun porn.”
“That’s some good porn,” he said with a laugh after I showed him the images.
“If we can’t get a leprechaun… can we get a dishwasher?”
For those of you interested in how my devious retaliation plan turned out, you may want to check out the guy who has lovely leprechaun porn as the background on his Myspace profile, and for archival purposes, here is a screen shot for when he realises hot linking is not cool.