Another Drop Of Tea?

A random person (who used a fake email as a sign of maturity) sent me hate mail today making fun of how I seemingly spend my days with the ants, doing nothing that normal people do, just hanging with the ants.

Yes, if that is what you want to believe – forgoing the fact my blog only covers a minuscule facet of my life – I spend my days with the ants. I enjoy knitting them tiny mittens, calling them my pretties, and having tea parties at three o’clock with them. You can make fun of me, but I ask you this; have you ever tried fabricating tiny ant tea cups? I think not. Little daises don’t just appear on miniature tea cups, someone has to invent nanobots to paint them on there.

It’s a hard job, but someone has to have tea parties with the ants.

Alas, I am totally falling behind in my studies because of my solid dedication to said ants, but I am hopeful that one day – when they take over and kill all humans in a tiny bloody rage – they will spare me, make me queen, and torture said person who made fun of my days spent with the overloads, formally know as the ants.

Now if you don’t mind, I have to go grind some human cookies into little ant sized cookies and brew a drop of tea. Toodle pip.

14 Comments on “Another Drop Of Tea?

  1. I, for one, eagerly follow each installment of the ongoing ant saga on Twitter. Long may you continue to post about it.

    (And I can get a good deal on some second-hand ant bicycles from China if you’re small chums are interested?)

  2. Oooh, maybe you should rent “Alice in Wonderland” and let the ants watch the scene with the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. And you could crochet little hats for them when you finish knitting the mittens.
    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Did you know that on sheer biomass Ants in Australia weigh ten times more than everyone in Australia? Just something thats good to know I think ๐Ÿ˜€

  4. Well done Kitta! I, for one, applaud your valiant efforts in keeping said Ants happy and thus, maybe suppressing their world-dominations desires.

    Also, I can somewhat sympathize with you on the subject of creepy crawlies in da house, since I had a rather annoying encounter some months ago with these little bugs that like to eat clothes (not moths, these fuckers can’t fly); so I had to empty my entire apartment and get it sprayed. Haven’t seen any since.

    Keep up the good work.

  5. I know you don’t play with ants all day dear Kitta. If only they knew you from a twitter standpoint, then they would know what really happens with you from day to day. Keep up the great work with the ants though, it’s an admirable hobby ๐Ÿ˜‰

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