Cuswards

Asinine questions submitted via my FAQ form amuse me. Take this gem for example…

Date: Nov 22, 2006 12:35 AM
Subject: FAQ
To: Kitta

Did you know that you can go to jail for saying cuswards

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IP: 64.12.116.6
Computer Name: cache-mtc-aa02.proxy.aol.com
Browser Type: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; FunWebProducts; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; IEMB3; IEMB3)

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Cuswards, what is this you speak of? Some form of a custard tart perhaps? I bet it tastes mother-fucking good.

Do you know that you can look like a complete twat for using IE and AOL and having spyware installed? Use Firefox and claim redemption from the net gods, and you might be able to save yourself from spam hell.

7 Comments on “Cuswards

  1. Fir fox is a joke! doesn’t stand up to IE lol lol lol anyway, what ever float your skirt I guess… using cu swords they wouldn’t put you in jail for that. otherwise 95% of the people would be in jail.

  2. Funny you bring this up:

    Awhile ago, I got an email with “This is Spam” in the subject line. I clicked on the email for fun and lo and behold, the message was:

    “r yoo a spammer? i saw you email on a spam website once.”

    I lol’d, not just because of the message, but because the Browser Type looked just like the one your spammer used. It must be the dumbest spam spyware ever.

  3. [bakes Kitta a cake (lactose free) with a file in it]
    [On second thought, those prison shower rumble scenes…]

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