Ho Sale

Kitta: Ooo Escada Rockin’ Rio is out cheap at Perfume Empire!
Matt: *Nods and smiles*
Kitta: It’s $100 is department stores!
Matt: *Nods and smiles some more*
Kitta: Bah… I so need, like, a female friend that knows what I’m crapping on about, even Candy doesn’t know Sass and Bide from Lisa Ho.
Matt: Well… I’m sorry, but I can’t be your female friend sweetie.
Kitta: Yes I know.
Kitta: *Sighs*
Matt: Wouldn’t you think it was a bit odd if I was?
Kitta: Yes.
Matt: I would be like “OH MY GOD! Did you see the sale Lisa Ho is having! I mean, I’m going to get myself so many Ho’s its not funny!”
Kitta: You know, even though I know you were joking, when you said Lisa Ho and sale in the same sentance I got kind of excited.
Matt: I am never letting you have my credit card.
Kitta: Oh come on!
Im all for getting excited over a sale, but Escada Rockin Rio sounds like really good ice cream!
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Kitta gets all dem ho’s…
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Kitta, if you want to talk to girls who do know the difference, you should go to the forums on vogue.com.au.
I know this sounds like one of those terrible spam messages, but I promise it isn’t. It’s just an awesome forum which will lead you to spend far too much money π
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Hold it, Kitta – you can’t just let some Ho get between you and your man.
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Hi
Cute layout =)
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Jen, I already lurk on the Vogue forums, I don’t post too much, but I am around. π
Mark, when I posted this I thought to myself “I can’t wait to see what type of ho joke Mark makes.”
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Perfumes make me sneeze π¦ Damn allergies.
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“Crapping on about”? Oh, Kitta. I will so move there and shop with you if you promise to shower me with Australian-isms. π
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Yeah, it’s lame. You gotta give me more to work with.
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Becca, hehe, I didn’t even notice that was really Aussie until you mentioned it. Bloody hell! I’m like a shella who’s stuck in the bush with a roo through her ute’s windscreen and no two way to call a copper for help. Shit a brick! Ok, you can more here, but you have to bring Addie so we can teach her the ways of S&B and terrible aussie slang. π
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Lolzzz ! Ho’s on saleeee
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i too share your appreciation for all things fashionably-fine. i love shoes and bags. when i finally build my own house i want a huge walk-in robe, featuring a whole wall dedicated to shoes and bags… wink wink justin π just joking π
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Anne, oh we will so have to go shopping sometime, with our significant other’s credit cards of course. π Hehe. :p
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Oh reaaallly? MY credit card, I would like to see that π
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Haha, your Matt-friend is so funny:P And so are you! I’ve by the way never heard of Lisa Ho either.
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Haha that was funny! I get excited when someone mentions the word “sales” too. Guys just don’t seem to get it.
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lol… “matt-friend”
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lol i got hyphenated
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