Ho Sale

Ho Sale

Kitta: Ooo Escada Rockin’ Rio is out cheap at Perfume Empire!
Matt: *Nods and smiles*
Kitta: It’s $100 is department stores!
Matt: *Nods and smiles some more*
Kitta: Bah… I so need, like, a female friend that knows what I’m crapping on about, even Candy doesn’t know Sass and Bide from Lisa Ho.
Matt: Well… I’m sorry, but I can’t be your female friend sweetie.
Kitta: Yes I know.
Kitta: *Sighs*
Matt: Wouldn’t you think it was a bit odd if I was?
Kitta: Yes.
Matt: I would be like “OH MY GOD! Did you see the sale Lisa Ho is having! I mean, I’m going to get myself so many Ho’s its not funny!”
Kitta: You know, even though I know you were joking, when you said Lisa Ho and sale in the same sentance I got kind of excited.
Matt: I am never letting you have my credit card.
Kitta: Oh come on!

18 Comments on “Ho Sale

  1. Kitta, if you want to talk to girls who do know the difference, you should go to the forums on vogue.com.au.

    I know this sounds like one of those terrible spam messages, but I promise it isn’t. It’s just an awesome forum which will lead you to spend far too much money πŸ™‚

  2. Jen, I already lurk on the Vogue forums, I don’t post too much, but I am around. πŸ˜‰

    Mark, when I posted this I thought to myself “I can’t wait to see what type of ho joke Mark makes.”

  3. “Crapping on about”? Oh, Kitta. I will so move there and shop with you if you promise to shower me with Australian-isms. πŸ˜€

  4. Becca, hehe, I didn’t even notice that was really Aussie until you mentioned it. Bloody hell! I’m like a shella who’s stuck in the bush with a roo through her ute’s windscreen and no two way to call a copper for help. Shit a brick! Ok, you can more here, but you have to bring Addie so we can teach her the ways of S&B and terrible aussie slang. πŸ˜‰

  5. i too share your appreciation for all things fashionably-fine. i love shoes and bags. when i finally build my own house i want a huge walk-in robe, featuring a whole wall dedicated to shoes and bags… wink wink justin πŸ˜› just joking πŸ™‚

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