Risqué Interview
I recently did an interview for the lovely Marko, in which I confessed some of my deepest and darkest secrets; such as having fanboy’s lick chocolate pudding off of my body daily, secret talks with the Little Red Monkey, my Coke addiction, why I hire children to avoid ridicule, my first encounter with a keyboard that belonged to a child who never wanted to share and my plans of the great Kitta.net re-design.
It is so risqué it needs to be in one of those plastic covers you find on porn magazines.
Nikita is a 30-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia studies event management, works at events and runs EnjoyPerth. She is a self confessed high heel worshipper that suffers from multipletabitis. Kitta spends her spare time blogging sporadically, volunteering, gaming and likes taking photos of the contents of the universe.
Kitta.net 
“Marko: html or asp?
Nikita: XHTML.”
Yeah. You rock.
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Lucky fanboys 🙂
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So.. I read through your risque interview with Marko (which i found rather interesting) and the part that jumped off the page at me was the portion on bookmarks. I can feel your pain on how unorganized bookmarks can dilute the soul. Since i neither have a website ( lacking of skills in programming and patience) nor the audience, i had an idea i wanted to pass along to you. What about posting your bookmarks as a section of the website. After researching the idea of embracing your bottem, posting your bookmarks, would be just another jumping point for the reader after they have read your posts.
I have dreams of monkey’s too..
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You wouldn’t happen to have an application for that chocolate thing, would you? 😉
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Oh, Kitta, you dirty girl.
:runs off to read it:
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As well as Kitta syndrome I believe you also have small blogger syndrome, its very similar to small man (napolean) syndrome. Symptoms include delusions of grandeur and uncontrolable urge to take over the planet by means of blog! I was http://www.ondering if you have thin wrists?(did you get my textual joke?) Because apparently Hitler and Napolean had thin wrists! Not that Im calling you the next antichrist or anything!
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“mother is so proud”
Love that last bit, topped it off nicely i thought 🙂
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Mmmm puddingalicious.
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Keg : How dare you mock my dear sister, puddinga! haha
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Yay for Coke lovin’
And just plain wierd at chocolate sauce but every each to their own.
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You are quite the comedian!!
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Is this world *really* big enough for two monkeys? I took the liberty of setting up a duel between the Little Red Monkey and Mojo the SockMonkey. (Had I only known what chain of events that would set in motion….)
Another commenter thought it might be better to just cut out the middle man (or woman, in this case) and have you wrestle Kevin (www.bearskinrug.co.uk) instead. Winner takes all of fifty cents!
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Did i hear you say new layout coming soon?! Keep the monkey love!
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The comments on ur interview? They’re jst jealous…
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Very amusing interview. 🙂
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tnx for the interview Kitta 😉 cheers
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