Lemon Party

If you are contemplating hotlinking to my CSS files because you can’t be bothered uploading the files to your own server, I suggest you think twice before doing so (especially when I’m PMSing), because if you do decide to hotlink to any of my files my magical logs will tell me about it, and then I will be forced to lemon party your ass and totally enjoy the whole process! Example below…

Note: If you are eating dinner, under 18 or don’t like old man porn, please avert your eyes from the image below.

……

………

Lemon Party

You have been warned.

Sergio: “Ah… the things you could accomplish if you used your gifts for good instead of evil.”

45 Comments on “Lemon Party

  1. Rofl! You’re so evil Kitta!

    Phobia: ban the address. :p
    Kitta: noooo, see what you do is you change the files and put some lemon party up there
    Phobia: rofl!
    Phobia: do it! do it!

    Don’t listen to Sergio.. evil is better 😛

  2. Haha, I love revenge!

    Did you just rename your own CSS and place a modified CSS for the hotlinkers, or did you go all the geeky way and preventing (and auto-revenging) anything like this happening in the future? 😉

    But thanks for the laugh!

  3. ha ha ha… is funny and I could say a lot of inappropriate jokes but the photo is too incriminating to associate my puns with…

    my only concern is whether this is a picture from your private collection?

    Kitta? Kitta????

  4. Pingback: Pig Pen » Hotlinking To Kitta’s Resources - its an adventure

  5. Pingback: Striking back with CSS · Dech from Fintan Darragh

  6. As a Server Administrator, I am very afraid……Please don’t put that on any of my servers…..My managers will cut back on my beer allowance.

  7. The funniest thing about this is that the owner will probably have their site cached in their browser, so they may not even know about it for a while!

  8. Evil? I think not, those bastards need to learn a lesson. Hotlinking is evil! I see it as putting your “deliciously menacing” talents too good use 😀

  9. ewwwww…. old men making out naked….. ewwwwww….

    it kinda brings the question to mind, what the hell were you googling to find that?? 😐

  10. Kitta, you’re a bad bad girl, and that’s funny funny funny. Fortunately my lunch stayed down! But I’m still worried you have a thing for old gay men!

    PM

  11. Remind me to NEVER anger you.
    For uni we had to wash elderly people this week and all i could think about was that picture you posted up while doing it. I have to say it got me through it cause i cracked up laughing thinking about it.

  12. Had to be the best thing I’ve seen all day. Revenge can be so sweet. Guess that will teach people to not piss you off.

    I’m glad I wasent eating anything or I would have thrown it up.

  13. Frode Danielsen: The code they hotlinked isn’t going to be used in the near future, so I just changed the file name and added some of tags to the old CSS file. Instant lemon party.

    Nortypig, Kris and PM: The picture is from the infamous lemon party, if you don’t know what lemon party is you clearly haven’t been online long enough, its one of many shock sites.

    Stuart: True. It did take at least 8 hours for them to notice it.

    Elliot Anderson: I was going to go the Tubgirl route, but then I thought, “Nothing says stop leaching my bandwidth like lemon party.” 😉

    Nicole: People seriously underestimate how pissed off I can be.

  14. It’s disturbing that you even know that site. I know it was blurred out, but I wanna curl up in a hot shower and not come out for 4 or 5 hours, rocking back and forth and murmuring quietly to myself the need to get clean…

  15. I you have htaccess access you can also redirect hotlinking of your current stylesheet based on the refferer found in your log.

    If you’re even more evil you can probably find the IP adres of the first person (i.e. the site owner) downloading the hotlinked file.
    If you make sure requests from this IP adres are not redirected the owner will not find out for a very long time and will have more trouble finding the problem

  16. Not online long enough? I’ve been online since before the web itself existed! I just obviously don’t troll enough crap 🙂

    PM

  17. HAHAHAHA there you go Kitta a date for you lol lol You must like winkles!! its hard to stop people form using scripts or CSS’s but that is the way of the cyder world!

    Don’t you get excite that those in your bed and you wake up and see one of them in your bed???

  18. why not redirect those visitors to your own site:

    body {
    background: url(this_site_has_moved_to_kitta-net.jpg);
    }
    body * {
    display: none;
    }

    PS can’t wait for people to hotlink my css 🙂

  19. *shudder* That was just…..
    You evil, evil woman.

    Well at least you were kind enough to blur the really nasty part.

    Well now its burned into my mind, right next to my four year old birthday party…

  20. You are an evil genius! 😀

    I have a VERY nasty picture I use for image hotlinking (on occasion), but I had never thought about the CSS! Beautiful!

  21. Pingback: Moral Standing? Lying Down.

  22. Pingback: The Horrible Truth About Hotlinking at Zyca

  23. Pingback: You gonna get.me? » Re-inventing the cash cow

  24. Did you see the Spike Ferestein Lemonparty commercial? It’s a funny take on this shock site…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: