Pimp Daddy Nood
I received a bill today from Noodlez Pimping Services. I enlisted their pimping services a few weeks back when Luke and I started dating, I thought “hey, a pimp might help”, little did I know what said pimp was charging me…
Pimp Daddy Nood is one damn expensive pimp! I was saving up for a Powerbook, but this bill is going to eat into half of my savings. Luke and I broke up yesterday (I won’t go into details), so I have to pay some silly MDP fee because of the early break up instigated by me.
Now, where did I put my health card?