Pimp Daddy Nood
I received a bill today from Noodlez Pimping Services. I enlisted their pimping services a few weeks back when Luke and I started dating, I thought “hey, a pimp might help”, little did I know what said pimp was charging me…
Pimp Daddy Nood is one damn expensive pimp! I was saving up for a Powerbook, but this bill is going to eat into half of my savings. Luke and I broke up yesterday (I won’t go into details), so I have to pay some silly MDP fee because of the early break up instigated by me.
Now, where did I put my health card?
Nikita is a 30-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia studies event management, works at events and runs EnjoyPerth. She is a self confessed high heel worshipper that suffers from multipletabitis. Kitta spends her spare time blogging sporadically, volunteering, gaming and likes taking photos of the contents of the universe.
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You know.. the bill looks photoshopped !
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No it was an .xls, I took a screenshot and compressed it, kind of adds to it’s dodgyness don’t you think?
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I so better get some business from this publicity.
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Where can I sign up for Noodlez Pimping Services Pty Ltd, Inc?
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Metao… Don’t you think the counselling would be better suited to your needs. 😛
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(Damn, that monkey gets wordier and wordier…)
Hope you’re feeling okay about everything. Oh – and let me know the name of a good madam. I can pay cash up front if the gear be good enough.
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You might want to hold off on the Powerbook until after the 20th, when they hold the Paris Expo. It’s rumored (rumoured?) that the PowerBooks will get a small performance bump.
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Wont go into details about the breakup?
BAH!
What fun is there to be had for the rest of us then?
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I don’t think that’s a valid Tax Invoice.
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Set Noodlez up with Luke 😉
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Use the 8-Ball next time. It’s cheaper and more reliable. 🙂
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Noodlez: Just wanted to let you know that my blog advertising bill is in the mail. 😉
Greyarea: So I heard, I wouldn’t get one before the 20th since I only have $700 so far.
Darhorse: I am not here for your amusement. :p
Baron: Hehe, Luke’s not Noodlez’s type. 😉
Bob: Shall do.
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I don’t know why you paying all that money for a Pimp service! their are many out there who might like to go out with someone. if you not looking for a Rock Hudson type!! If you not to fussy and looking for looks money and job type.
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Kitta, I think Dan is offering himself to you… 😛
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Phobia’s : HAhAhAHAHA no no she to young!! Now she has a pimp I dont know 🙂
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Kitta, I hate hearing about breakups. I hope you’re alright 🙂
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Of course she is alright Stacy, she has me, her personaly pimp to look after her. Free of charge of course 😉
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Noodlez: Thats what not it looks like with that bill! 😛
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If you need a hand paying that MDP charge, let me know.
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Thank you Stacy, I’m fine. I have my highly priced pimp. 🙂
Luke: I think I can cover it after I charge Noodlez for advertising on my blog. 😉
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Kitta: Does your pimp have a flashy suit and all the rings on his finger and drive a Cadillac?? for that price I bet he do.. must pimp carry a switchblade with them!!!
🙂
Dan M.
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I dont have a Cadillac yet, dont know if I will bother with the price of fuel at the moment.
Got the rings tho.
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