Candy pokes at the half frozen mince with a plastic implement, her boyfriend grabs a jar containing chilli, and he puts a small amount into the pan. Candy protests at the adding of the chilli, she’s not very fond of spicy food. He then grabs the pepper jar and sprinkles some in while coughing to try and conceal the pepper adding, candy protests more, she then looks at me and says…
“Don’t you dare blog about this!”
I’ve noticed a lot of people have started saying this to me, not that I take any notice of course, if you’re friends with me you’re bound to be blogged about at one point in time – it comes with my friendship. I’ve also noticed that some days I am on the look out for a good blog entry, waiting patiently for something funny to happen. It never does though, it’s always when the blog radar is off and you least expect it that someone chats about skankwear. I’ve also had people start to do dumb stuff around me to try and get me to blog about them, which is always odd.
Random person: “Check this out, I can hold 5 plates at once while balancing a mug on my head. You should so blog about this!”
Nikita: “Umm, no.”
Not that I mind, watching people perform dumb party tricks to try and get myself to blog about them is always a laugh. I just sometimes wonder what lengths they’ll go to.
Random person: “Hey, check this out, I’m going to jump off this bridge and probably impale myself on a metal object below!”
Nikita: “Umm, ok”
Random person jumps off the bridge screaming: “Youuu shouldddd sooooo blogggg aboutttt thissss!”