This is for the googlers…
- I have no idea how to get on The Oprah Show, I just write smart ass blog entries about oprah show dreams.
- That ‘bat the penguin’ (or spank the pingu) game you are all searching for is here thanks to Mark.
- Spanking of the little red monkey is not advised, but you can spank another monkey here or here.
There was a freelance reporter that emailed me today who was writing an article for The Courier Mail (either in Brisbane or Melbourne, I’m not too sure) and I accidentally deleted the email while deleting some other emails containing mydoom in mail washer. Oops. So if you are that reporter, please email me back.
Kitta.net 
Also found here
http://www.simonsrealm.net/pingu.swf
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The Courier Mail is my local paper, a Brisbane rag.
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Lol, spanking the monkey. That is a worry.
Lol @ deleting the email also, haha aww well. x
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I’ve been trying to buy a hat online, but everytime I email them I end up deleting the confirmation email, argh.
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It’s so annoying, you feel like kicking yourself. 😐
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I think I broke a spankthe monkey speed record…they played ‘Good times’ for me and flashed my 236 mph spank-speed.
Fear me oh ye mortals!
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He emailed me too. I dont want to respond because it’s probably going to be another all camgirls are hookers article, but if you want his email address let me know.
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girl it’s official. u need help lol.
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Miss-G is teh hardc0re #1 Aussie Camho.
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found your blog through orkut. Either Matt or Chris Pirilllo, I dont remember wich
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