Crack problem?
I was reading the newspaper today while waiting for my lunch to cook. I was mainly reading the personal ads, not because I’m ‘looking’, but because there is always at least one ad in there that is a good laugh. Like this one:
I think the person who placed the ad is talking about the Domino’s pizza ad in Australia, where all the girls act like blokes. But to anyone that hasn’t seen it, the ‘crack problem’ joke might not go down well.
Nikita is a 30-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia studies event management, works at events and runs EnjoyPerth. She is a self confessed high heel worshipper that suffers from multipletabitis. Kitta spends her spare time blogging sporadically, volunteering, gaming and likes taking photos of the contents of the universe.
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That’s a very nice personal ad! I was reading it thinking, what the hell, and then i re-read it, and I was like ohhh THAT pizza ad!!!! bwahahaha nice that a guy actually WANTS a girl with ass crack showing!!
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY WEEKEND!!!!
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I enjoy climbing crack, try it its addicting, 2 points of safety always! Oh yea aside from your guysis coke, 🙂 your wine ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya your RED wine, Yellow label has a pict of a roo on the bottle ask for a “Shiraz” LICK
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That is a wicked ad. I hope that guy finds a perfect girl who is addicted to crack!
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rofl bloody funny ad! by the way cool layout you got here 🙂 i love it 😀
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Heya!
lmfao, that tv ad is awesome, what a funny thing to put in the paper lol
Bec
xoxo
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I’d be more worried by the “kids OK” bit. oh by the way Happy Australia Day
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A “real” girl with a crack problem, as opposed to an imaginary girl with a crack problem…
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Kitta, do you really say bloke? Man. Cultural differences are weeeird. Heheh, bloke. What a stupid thing to say. Ya’ll Aussies say weird stuff.
(Don’t anyone flame me who’s too stupid to realize it’s an ironic joke.)
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wtf is Chad on?
That Dominos Pizza ad is alright, my favourite ad on TV at the moment is teh Hahn Premium Light ad, where the girl is sunbathing next to teh pool and her bloke jumps onto the thing (beanbag?) she’s sitting on, launching her into teh pool.
I get weird looks at work for my ocker language (bloke/sheila/strewth/flamin’ crows/drongo/etc) but then I grew up with it and it fits in with the circle of friends I have.
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I almost didnt get that! 😛
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haha yeah, i know that add. it kind of clicked to me when i read it.
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Color me completely confused: does anyone have a link to this ad? The only two connections this american can make are plumbers and dope fiends, neither of which would induce this hilarity.
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Nice little red monkey. That ass is priceless 🙂 good laugh.
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hehe I’m SO tempted to go read the lonely hearts column in my local paper now! This could be a new craze!
Ian 🙂
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Lmfao @ that ad, haha wtf. Was he on crack when he posted that? hehe.. Domino’s, lmao. Ahh *sigh* Good thing I hate Pizza. 😉
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Also, Happy Australia Day since I’ll be at Big Day Out tomorrow, hehe have a great day, xoxo.
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such a sweet smile and a sexy clevage, whoops i am having a perveted moment. sorry haha
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Thats cool, looks like one of those ad’s were you win the money to find the fake ad.
cheers karl
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