We all get the various ‘enlarge your penis’ spam emails which don’t apply to you (especially if you’re like me and female), but have you ever received an email that has absolutely nothing to do with you? Take this email I received:
Sent: Thursday, 4 December 2003 12:49 PM
To: kitta at kitta.net
Subject: 303,246 potential customers are searching for ‘mary carey’ in Google & Yahoo
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I really wish they’d get the name of the website they are emailing right. I’m sure it would improve sales and lower the stupidity level if done.