Monthly Archives: August 2003

The hairy tomato

Do you know what really sucks when I’m sick? Having to clean out the fridge when I’m feeling better because no one else has bothered to do it. I swear one of the old sweet potatoes told the hairy tomato to bite my arm off if I disturbed their precious world that is the bottom […]

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Quick to assume

Why are people so quick to assume things they know nothing about? Take this form mail I got today… “your face doesn’t seem symmetrical enough for you to ever have been a model. strange. but, i guess we can be whoever, online.” – lung smeltzer@lexingrad.net. I replied with “are you calling me a liar? I […]

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