Where's the duck?
I went over my friends this morning and played mind games on her kid. I can see me having to pay his therapy bill for him when he’s older. His mum and I started a ‘where’s the duck?’ game, we play the game when we want him to go do something so we can talk. We say to him “where’s the duck?” and he goes away looking for it for ten minutes. Yes, I do realize how evil this is. I can see him as a young adult having to get help for the duck search nightmares.
“The duckkkk, where is the duckkkkk” he’ll scream.