An american friend was telling me how if she ever had triplets she’d name them ‘faith’ ‘hope’ and ‘charity’. Her reason behind this was that she wanted to name them how she’d like them to grow up – Faithful, hopefull and charitable.
That’s all fine, but what if an australian guy was to name his kids that way?
His first son would be called ‘top bloke’, his second ‘footy player’ and his princess and darling daughter would be named ‘big tits’. This is the main reason why my father was not allowed to name me.