I went shopping today and brought some sparkly devils horns to wear when I gave out some candy tonight. They don’t look that evil, but as I was sitting in the car on the way home I not only scared a little kid, but also some guy next to me in his car couldn’t stop looking at them. Then when I got home the cat wouldn’t come near me and kept hissing at me when I had them on. Some of the trick or treaters loved them though. We had a few trick or treaters, some had great costumes. Mainly witches, ghosts and vampires.
What gets me is the kiddies that don’t even dress up, they just want candy for nothing. I asked what one kid what he was and he replied “I’m me… Mike” and smiled. Cute, but at least grab a sheet and put some holes in it and go “boo”. I managed to get through this Halloween without my house being egged again like last year. I remember when I was about 10 and my friends told me all the things they did if someone didn’t give them a treat. Like shoving a lemon up their cars exhaust pipe. Which is why I bought lots of candy this year and took no chances.
My brother wanted celebrate Halloween in true style, meaning sacrificing a goat. Now I know why he doesn’t have a girlfriend.