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Question Answered

Posted on Tuesday, 25th April 2006 at 12:10am
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On Augst 25th 2002 I posted the below photo of a girl being duct tapped to a ceiling in this blog post and asked the question, “How the hell did they get her up there?”

Today, years later, I got my question answered via an email from John who organised the event, it reads…

We piled a whole bunch of mattresses under her and four or six (I can’t remember… it was back in 1992) guys held her up, while a bunch of folks taped her. After we had a bunch of tape on her, then we reduced the number of folks holding her, but didn’t pull most of the mattresses out until we were done. She was a volunteer and the whole thing was a lot of fun — she said that she’d happily do it again, though we didn’t.

John
Organizer of the duct taping in Loose Hall, Grinnell College, 1992 (Iowa, USA)

He also sent me this narrative he wrote about the events and included a few more photos…

It was one of those persistent college myths. We’d all heard it over the years: You’d wake up one morning and drag yourself down to the cafeteria for breakfast, only to find some poor sucker duct taped to the ceiling of the waiting area outside of the cafeteria. Usually it was some obnoxious guy who had been unwillingly carried down there, held to the ceiling, and taped in place… to spend the night waiting for the morning breakfast crowd to find and free him.

My friend, Steve, and I got curious about this. No one we’d ever talked to had ACTUALLY SEEN a person duct taped to a ceiling. Everyone had heard the stories, but… no proof. Was it just one of those urban myths? Or could someone actually be duct taped to a ceiling? Steve and I were trouble. Don’t get me wrong: we were both very good students, both nice guys (he much more so than I), neither of us getting into literal trouble, but… we liked to organize things. And we liked to have fun. We’d done the obligatory test of how many people you could fit into a phone booth. Twelve in this case, although we really weren’t all that crowded in there.

Now we needed to find out about duct tape and ceilings… We got ourselves a volunteer. Yes, in all of the stories, the duct tapee was not a volunteer. But, like I said, Steve and I weren’t that much trouble. Little Tammy – a fairly spirited freshman who lived near us and, most importantly, a fairly SMALL woman – volunteered. Steve and I spread the word: we’re going to duct tape Tammy to the ceiling in Loose Hall. This kind of word spreads quickly! The appointed hour arrived and Steve and I found ourselves with what may have been the largest Loose Hall event for that year, completely unofficially! More than fifty people came to help us duct tape little Tammy to the ceiling. We dragged a bunch of mattresses out into the hallway to lay beneath her, and got one bunch of guys to hold her up while another bunch of guys taped her in place. Should anyone get any ideas, the very large pile of mattresses is key. Also important is that she wear long-sleeved clothing (pants and top), so the duct tape doesn’t stick directly to her.

We used four of the mongo duct tape rolls. I remain convinced that two large rolls, or less, would have held her. But we were being conservative. Eventually, we had to let go of her and find out if the duct tape held. It did. She didn’t move one bit. We left her up there for 10 or 15 minutes, with much joking about all of us walking away. Of course, we did not. After a bit, we took her down, expecting to remove most of the paint from the ceiling in the process. (We’d already told the RA that we would pay to repair the ceiling.) Much to our surprise, only one very small piece of paint came off with her. In case you’re wondering, Tammy had a great time. She even volunteered to do it again.

So there you have it internet, the mystery is solved, we all now know how to duct tape a girl to the ceiling.

10 Responses to “Question Answered”

Tom comments:

April 25th, 2006 at 12:37am

Thank god its solved, I can now move on with the rest of my life, thanks Kitta!

Crystal comments:

April 26th, 2006 at 3:42am

I am somewhat jealous of that girl. It’s a one-of-a-kind experience it seems.

Also I’m sorry to hear about your allergies. I hope they imrpove. I know how irritating they can be! Obviously and unfortunately.

Lauren comments:

April 26th, 2006 at 8:07am

Haha, it’s amazing what boredom & the imagination can lead you to think!

Herman comments:

April 26th, 2006 at 11:00am

Let’s organize an australian version !!!

Mark comments:

April 27th, 2006 at 1:09am

Sure. I’d let a guy called Herman duct tape me to the ceiling.

Alexine comments:

April 28th, 2006 at 8:49am

o.O;; That just goes to show how strong duct tape is… I’d have een scared she’d fall!

Herman comments:

April 28th, 2006 at 4:02pm

Now that we have a volunter, the next step is finding location ….. hmmmm ….

Ed comments:

May 2nd, 2006 at 2:08pm

Kinda reminds me of the time we broke into a friend’s dormitory room and Super-Glued his furniture to the ceiling.

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cj comments:

May 7th, 2006 at 1:01am

wow what can i say a girl ductapped to the cieling…”its awsome” would so be an understatement!!!

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