2008 Predictions

I’ve never been a fan of resolutions made hastily while celebrating the start of a new year. Why not embark on resolutions throughout the year, instead of making unreachable resolutions to cease bad habits, then proceeding to give them up before the Easter bunny is due? I prefer predictions. So ladies, gentlemen, drunk people who […]

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2007 Predictions

My predictions for 2007… Lindsay Lohan fancies herself as a politician, moments later she finds a stray dog to play with and then contemplates being a dog washer. Water flavoured Coca Cola; no calories, no sugar, no fat. Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton hook up. He impregnates her and the whole world hopes there will […]

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2005 Predictions

My 2005 predictions…

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