I will be turning 23 years old on August 2nd, a pirate themed birthday party is in the making to celebrate, yarr, and my friends and family have started enquiring about my desires in the present department. I have a feeling that my mother will be giving me a Nintendo DS Lite because, well, I have been brainwashing her since about January with Nintendo propaganda. My brother and I have birthdays only weeks apart, so every year my mother complains about how insensitive we are to have been born so close together, and how she has to pick one to spend more money on…
“Your birthdays are too close, I never have a payday between them to buy your presents.”
“You say that like it’s our fault,” I replied.
“I should have waited a few more days to have you, so there was a payday between your birthdays.”
“I’m sorry that my lungs developed too quickly and my impending birth wasn’t synchronized after payday. If I had womb wifi, I could have checked my Googlegaga calendar and then I would have known to spawn slower to allow for a payday, but I was a tad busy growing major organs at the time.”
“Always an excuse,” said my mother, who managed to own my rant in only three words.
“Did you not learn anything from Aston Kutcher movies?”
“Who?”
“Demi Moore’s boyfriend, in the Butterfly Effect.”
“Oh, him, I thought he was her son.”
“So does the National Enquirer.”
Only my mother could take a conversation from birthdays to incest in a matter of seconds.
Kitta.net 
If you were to get a DS, what games might you buy?
I like mario kart and the new pokémon myself.
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kitta,,, really ! 23 and lusting for a ds,, GROW UP SOME lol
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Happy almost birthday Kitta! There is a little something headed your way.
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I’m new to your blog, but I already love it. And I think you’re fabulous and fantastic. And I won’t stop reading your blog no matter what. And good that you’ve blogged for so long already. Once I get THIS bored I have something to read.
Good Luck taking over the world! xoxo
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hahaha u’r mother rocks =)
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Have a great 23rd birthday! Wish I started blogging earlier myself.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 😀
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Happy Birthday Kitta! Hope you have a great day.
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Well happy birth day!!! wow 23 I remember being that age, long time ago LOL LOL
I am sure your mom just don’t know all the new stuff I know My mother doesn’t.
Dan
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happy birthday kitta you best get some of that anti wrinkle cream in stock hu lol
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy belated birthday. Now don’t forget to change that age number under author on the top right.
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too late ? damned I forgot it
happy birthday kitta !
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Happy Birthday Kitta!
Take your time getting to 24.
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Happy belated birthday! I’m here ’cause I’m following you on Twitter. Would you like to add me so we can share insights? I’m akelaa there…
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how’d the party go? you must post some pictures!
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Happy Belated birthday love and I hope you enjoyed yourself. Just a question… is Ashton married to Demi now??? What’s the deal? 🙂
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