Asinine questions submitted via my FAQ form amuse me. Take this gem for example…
Date: Nov 22, 2006 12:35 AM
Did you know that you can go to jail for saying cuswards
Computer Name: cache-mtc-aa02.proxy.aol.com
Browser Type: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; FunWebProducts; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; IEMB3; IEMB3)
Cuswards, what is this you speak of? Some form of a custard tart perhaps? I bet it tastes mother-fucking good.
Do you know that you can look like a complete twat for using IE and AOL and having spyware installed? Use Firefox and claim redemption from the net gods, and you might be able to save yourself from spam hell.