Matt and I have been together for six months today – I will now pause for you all to let out a “dawwww” – and since I have known him not a week has pasted without him asking if he can have random silly things, as most are animal based I always reply with a stern “no”. It’s not that I’m being mean, sure, if he had a farm with a salt lake he could have a Dolphin and a Zebra, but since he rents a townhouse I doubt his landlord or his housemates would be very happy about a Dolphin being in the bath or a Zebra in the kitchen. I now present you with a list I have kept of things he can’t have…
Things Matt can’t have
- Helper monkey
- Baby panda
- Pod racer
- Pet Jar Jar Binks
- Penguin
- Beaver
- Baby polar bear
- Baby lion
- Lion
- Dolphin
- Baby seal
- Cheetah
- Zebra
- Eagle
- Hawk
- Raven
- Pet midget
- Squirrel
- Chipmunk
- Turtle
- Fox
- Lemur
- Mongoose
- Tortoise
- Quokka
- Giraffe
- Musk ox
- A flux capacitor
- $3000 LCD TV (apparently one needs a $3000 TV for an Xbox 360’s graphics to look any good)
- Matching scooters and scooter jackets
- A robot ATM (like the one on the ANZ bank TVC)
“Why don’t you ever want something normal, like a puppy or a hooker” I asked him one day, to which he replied “would you let me have a puppy or a hooker?”
Note to self: Never take Matt to the zoo.
Kitta.net 
I’ll be really worried about him!! He a little to much into animals!!! You better not take him to the zoo, he might get to excited lol lol he be humping the animals lol lol
that great 6 months a a great start. I am sure the two of you are happy .
Dan
Maine, USA
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We are so going to the zoo sweetie 😛
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My exgirlfriend told me I couldn’t have a mirror cat
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Don’t most boys love the crazy outrageous things? Pet midget – only if it was Thai and did massages. Now that’d be COOL.
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If your Thai masseur was a midget he wouldn’t be able to reach up to the massage table. It just doesnt make sense, dammit!
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I was just joking about that kitta and matt. Hay matt, how about some bigger things like a 64 foot boat 🙂 hmmmm yess!
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Come on a 40″ LCD TV is only $2500AUD 😉 and its well worth the money 🙂
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This is the list of things Matt can’t have Dan, I’m allowed a boat… I just need to win lotto :p
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Pet midget, ey? My boyfriend wants one too!
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Things Matt Can Have:
1. Kitta
Need there be a number 2?
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Matteh: wow she let you have that thats good. she look good up ther on the bow with her bikini lol lol.
Dan
Maine USA
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Dan, not only do you type like an 8 year old from a foriegn country, but you’re also trying way too hard to impress Kitta/Matt. In hopes of becomming an “inner-circle” friend?
Keep it real. You apologised for seemingly no reason, simply because neither Kitta nor Matt replied to your first comment and you, being paranoid, insecure and self-concious, made yourself believe that you’d upset them somehow.
Good Day~
– Your Resident Psychologist
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Heehee, you so have to let him get a helper monkey. *pictures Matt playing his XBox360 on his $3000 T.V while a monkey picks at his hair and combs crumbs out of his four-day-old beard*.
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a pole mounted flat screen are a professional item and quite kool especially if you like to move round in object orientations..
but he might not want..
http://flickr.com/photos/sarchi/179852146/in/photostream/
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What about a puppy that was a hooker (aka hooker puppy)?
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The $3000 TV will not just make the 360 graphics look any good, but SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good, you will think you are there….so really, you’d be paying $3000 for a lifetime of awesome expiriences. Sounds like a deal to me.
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I’ve missed making comments on here..been rather busy….i still love you though!
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Great work and pretty colors!
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