Today I witnessed a middle aged man stealing ornaments off one of the many Christmas tree displays that litter the shopping centres during this festive season. As security grabbed his arm and pulled him away from the shiny ornaments, his defence was that he was taking them home to clean them, “they’re not clean enough” he shouted in dismay.
I think he left out the part where he sells them on eBay so he can buy midget toe sucking porn.
Kitta.net 
Ha ha. People where you live 😀
lol
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I know, for once I’d like to go out and not witness people eating bird seed, talking about skank wear or stealing Christmas ornaments.
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What else is there to do?
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I think you’re way to observant…I walk through life in a daze. Thats why I dont write a blog I guess!
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Why midgets? 😛
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Tis the season as they say.
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haha
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why midget sucking tows…the best small sports car on the road wont need a tow,but maybe in Australia they’re kittens compared with the Kamikaze
Aussie.
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In your opinion, what is the best sort of midget porn?
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They’re not clean enough? I invented that line!
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I once stole a Christmas ornament off of a door… But it was off of the door at a bar, and I was beyond drunk leaving it at closing time. Hopefully I won’t get coal in my stocking this year for that one. 😐
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Mooiness…. as it was once said on Family Guy, Midgets are like natures comic relief. So why not?
Wow, I hope Karma doesn’t kick my ass for that one.
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I swear to god you see the most Random shit hey! I am so moving to Rockingham.
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you say that in such a way that it sounds like “midget toe sucking porn” is a baaaaaaad thing!?
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