Cushionnnnns

Things that make me want to beat people with big pointy sticks piss me off…

  • Creditors – who keep calling for my mum all fucking day long while I am trying to do things. The answering machine is not there just to look pretty, leave a message you life fucking fiends.
  • Centrelink – That one pretty much explains itself. When I am finally well again and not in need of sickness benefits, I am so going to go in there and tell them I am working with Goatse Corp as a Cyberspace User Naturalisation Tactician, just to fuck with them for once!
  • My eyes – Focus damnit.
  • Obnoxious TV Ads – Specifically that sale one at the Perth Convention Centre. Someone should go there and yell “cushionnnnns” while banging pans together loudly, see how they like their brains being forced to endure it.
  • Paperwork – It has a knack of getting lost easily.
  • Spam – Even with filters I am still getting offers for penis enlargements, grannies fucking dogs and other twisted things you really do not want to read in your email.
  • Cold weather – Hurry up summer.
  • Low blood sugar – Making me feel terrible (and yes, I asked my doctor about it).
  • Bad stabbing pains – I really hope the MRI sheds some light on why I feel like shit.

14 Comments

  1. moe says:

    yea I can only relate to those stupid enlargment ads. Man there annoying…but gmail has stopped that.

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  2. Keg says:

    hehe, I like your plan for Centrewank.

    I really do hope that MRI can get you some answers.

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  3. Angela says:

    I can relate with just about all of them. I use to get stabbing pains feeling underneath my rib cage/back. Ughh… they hurt so bad.

    There is actually two types of filters in outlook for spam and it doesn’t always work. What’s the point now?!

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  4. Esther says:

    Aw, poor Kitta.
    You need a better doctor.

    My eyes does the same :/

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  5. Phobia says:

    I use westnet spam filtering and I get maybe 2 spam emails a week. 🙂

    also you should stab the creditors in the eye with a pen!

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  6. Tom says:

    I am with you on all thoughs except the cold. Sorry, but as you get warmer weather, I get colder weather and seeing how this has been one of the best summers in years, I just hate to give it up. But I guess I can’t do much about that, so for you sake, bring on the winter.

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  7. Phobia says:

    I want summer to come already! I want days of great sailing weather instead of the weird ass weather we are having at the moment.. nice one day. raining the next. Go away rain!!!

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  8. stu says:

    hi kitta, i just hit your flicker, like woooweeee you is one hot shiela

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  9. moe says:

    yea I can relate to the back pains. I hurt my back in my taekwon do sparring class last december and since then I have back pains after to much physical activity. It might be sumthing more so I have to go back this october but yea the pains are a bitch and … I don’t know who there pimp is

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  10. Mel says:

    Move to QLD – the heat has already arrived here!

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  11. PM says:

    I had a funny telesales call on Monday. I’m staying in an apartment in Melbourne and an Indian man calls and asks for Mr such and such. No sorry, this is a holiday apartment, and I’m not the person you’re looking for. No I really don’t want to find out about Optus’ latest specials, even if it is guaranteed to save me money. The man then phoned back three times, but the last two times I was a fish and chip shop and Pizza Hut 🙂

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  12. PM says:

    Oh. Sorry. Hope you feel better soon too 🙂

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  13. Gussy says:

    Those cushion adds, i reckon they are only invented to see how fast you can reach for the remote and press the mute button. They suck, no too ways about it.

    I need to get my eyes checked….mmm if only i could afford it. :p

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