What's that?

My brother and I are sitting down eating dinner of veggies, kababs and rice when he starts to make a mound with his rice…

Me: What are you doing?
Him: Making a castle.
Me: Ok.

I place a pea upon the top of his newly formed rice castle.

Him: What’s that?
Me: A castle warming present for your castle.

He flicks it away.

Me: You’re lucky.
Him: Why?
Me: That was a trojan pea, I was going to try and take over your castle.
Him: Ah ha!
Me: Although, I could also invade via the sea off peas which is quite close to your castles boudaries.

He grabs a carrot and places it between his peas and rice.

Me: What’s that?
Him: I just installed a firewall.

20 Comments

  1. Phil Sherry says:

    Hilarious! 😀

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  2. John says:

    Brilliant

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  3. Kris says:

    Did he eat the castle in the end? And if he did, did he atleast evacuate out all the towns people first?

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  4. Lauren says:

    You and your brother are awesome!

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  5. Tom says:

    That has got to be the funniest internet/food/history joke I’ve ever heard!

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  6. Chris says:

    Haha, being, speaking and incorporating geek is so awesome!

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  7. esther says:

    I wish my brother was that entertaining.

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  8. musyoka says:

    stumbled across your site on a blogstroll. This entry is very amusing. You somehow captured sibling interaction well.

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  9. Rachel says:

    Haha! That was funny. I think you need to post more of you and your brother convos lol. It’s pretty cute lol.

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  10. Max says:

    You two are nerds 🙂

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  11. Bob says:

    Stop playing with your food and eat! hehe

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  12. Fiona says:

    awww look at the little geeky kidlets playing with their food :p

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  13. Kaustin says:

    haha thanks kitta first time ive laughted all day… been reading your site for like 2 years 🙂

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  14. Youkie says:

    Cute [=->]

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  15. dania says:

    brightens my day with this simple post.

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  16. Nina says:

    Hehe. From food to geekdom…sounds like my brother and I. ^_~

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  17. Kitta says:

    Kris, he ate the castle with all the towns people inside, he said they were crunchy.

    Rachel, maybe I will.

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  18. victor says:

    haha u dumbs =)

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