It's just porn

I’ve had a few people mention that they can no longer access my site at their schools, workplaces and universities (why you’re trying to access my site when your meant to be studying or working is beyond me) because Kitta.net has been listed as porn.

Yes, porn.

I have a suspicion that the ‘Mr Cunt’ entry has something to do with the net nannies radar (or porndar) being tripped off and alerting the masses to my sites pornyness (after all I did say cunt 5 times). Either that or the little red monkey has been shaking his ass for dollar bills somewhere on this site without my prior knowledge.

This revelation has now sparked a new saying among friends… “You’re so porn” Which is to be said when you do something porn worthy or fantasticly porny.

Looking on the bright side, I can now casually slip into conversations that I own a porn site. 😀

33 Comments

  1. Loddy says:

    Haha, yes it was about time you blogged about this! 😛
    I would also add that you were being censored due to “Adult Content” since at least May 2004 😛

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  2. jcwinnie says:

    And, yet…
    A certain freshness, a special innocence is maintained.

    What?

    No, I was speaking about the LRM’s ass.

    http://ming.tv/flemming2.php/__show_article/_a000010-001502.htm

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  3. Adam says:

    “…after all I did say cunt 5 times”

    Well including comments, I can count 27 uses of the word cunt, or one of its derivatives.

    Luckily I can still access your site from my work however. Although many of my favourite Linux-related websites are blocked and logged as ‘criminal activity’. Go figure.

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  4. Ed says:

    Twat’s all the fuss about? I cun’t believe someone would call this a porno site.

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  5. darkhorse says:

    Thank God for Kitta or I would never have found:

    Sock Monkey Superstore
    Buy Sock Monkey Items Here! The Collector Connection ,Inc.
    collector-connection.com

    FINALLY! I cant accessorize my sock monkey.

    yes!

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  6. mortsraks says:

    Ok so the real reason I left my last job is because kitta,net was blocked there … at this one’s its not … but thats just so the boss can look at websites with naked pregnant chicks … he thinks i dont know about his little fetish … but i do

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  7. Imee says:

    lol (= i can’t believe it. kitta.net as a porn/adult site? haha ^__^

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  8. Tom says:

    PORN???? I guess all those photos of bare feet and bellie buttons are just a bit too much for the net minders. Let me know if you start charging, I will have to get a major credit card 🙂

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  9. OT : Hi Kitta, I am Daniel from Rome ITALY. Congratulations for your website. Nice and many contents. cheers

    Daniel ;))

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  10. N. A. Hilal says:

    it’s hot topic 🙂
    keep going kitta…

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  11. stu says:

    yeah but bunny ears just aint porn to me

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  12. Tiffany says:

    I haven’t been able to access my art portfolio from schools since December 2004, at least. It comes up as “porn” too. 😮

    I graduated a year ago though so I have no idea what it comes up as now.

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  13. Loddy says:

    STU: You’re OBVIOUSLY forgetting Playboy then…
    Or being totally sarcastic…

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  14. Laur says:

    hahaha, that’s awesome. porn site.. baha. i love this layout, you’ve had it up for soooo long and i still love it 🙂

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  15. Lynne says:

    It might be those stupid netnanny programs look at urban dictionary for definitions. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kitta and the site name is getting tripped up.

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  16. abbey says:

    those net nannies are so ridiculous. i can’t believe any university would employ them.

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  17. Mark says:

    That’s a bit worrying… but I think ‘spank the little red monkey’ might have put you over the line.

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  18. John says:

    Your still up and running at my university 🙂

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  19. Anon says:

    congrats, get you!

    thanks so much for cheering up my day. 🙂

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  20. paul haine says:

    Websense (which seems to get used by a lot of companies for their filtering needs) categorises you as ‘Adult Content’. Mind you, it also categorises dozens of useful design blogs as Message Boards and Clubs which is just as annoying. Well, perhaps slightly less annoying. Either way, I can’t look at them.

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  21. Prachin says:

    if your site is a porn site, then it’s the best porn site i’ve seen! (i’m a fan of porn)

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  22. Kitta says:

    Adam, I was only counting in the entry, but yes, all up it was something like 27 times.

    Ed, sometimes site are just classified wrong, just because it says my site is porn doesn’t mean it really is.

    Darkhorse, I’m glad I could help you and your sock monkey.

    Tom, photos don’t really have anything to do with it. It’s more likely to be my overuse of the word cunt (what’s it now like 31? We need a bloody tally board.)

    Laur, yes this design has been around for ages, I’m planning on re-designing soonish.

    Lynne, I doubt it, the ‘kitta’ entry in urban dictionary has been around since 2003.

    Abbey, I agree most are automated and classify sites wrongly.

    John, Viva la monkey!

    Paul Haine, I can’t believe they list those blogs as Message Boards and Clubs. It’s ridiculous.

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  23. You’re in good company. I recently refered a friend to Jinky’s photoblog – http://blog.jinkyart.com.au/ as she was interested in having her daughter photographed and she couldn’t access it from work because that was deemed porn!!!

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  24. Kris says:

    This is my most favorite porn site in the whole wide world. Or is that the whole world wide…. web? A little of both I guess.

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  25. Fiona says:

    I’m unavailable at public libraries cos of the porn too 🙂

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  26. Tjeeze says:

    This is no porn!!

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  27. Wim says:

    You did it. You are googles top #1 rank with the search term

    “favourite porn site”

    Congratulations!!!!

    Now never again say that this is not a porn site!

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  28. Luckydevil69 says:

    Hello yah,
    i am da plumber and i hear your pipes need my tools?
    Das is good yah?
    Yah yah, baby! hmmmm arrrrrrrrr oooooooo
    ok you fill my sink now yah?
    Hmmm my plunger works good yah?
    You like my thrust action Yah?
    Hmmm baby your have such good technique mr plumber
    ………..Ooooops sorry!
    My mistake?
    I thought this was a porn site 😕
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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  29. Luckydevil69 says:

    How did i end up on a 2005 blog?
    Doh!
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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  30. Fiona says:

    You searched for “just porn” instead of the type of porn that’s not just pron… not sure what that is though.

    (hehe apparently I’m still subscribed to the comments on this post. cool :p)

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  31. Ryza says:

    Did wonder why this site was blocked. And for the record Kitta, if someone wanted to source/quote you in their work, they might access this site at school/college/university. Yes, there is a use for some of these posts in essays. Like if anyone’s doing something about ID theft, they could mention your posts about stolen photos.
    See? Theres a good excuse for someone to go on your blog in school hours 🙂

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  32. Kitta says:

    @Ryza: The problem is that the net nannies put blogs under the ‘Porn’ or ‘R Rated’ categories by default. I tried a few years ago to change this (many emails sent) but the companies in charge of what to filter don’t really care. I’ve been meaning to write a blog post about it, the irony is that the filters won’t let people read it!

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  33. Ryza says:

    @Kitta: Which people? Any people, or just the ones in charge of the filters? That is so stupid of them, but then I suppose you have made what might be considered some rather “colourful” posts that these places won’t appreciate… 😦

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