It's just porn

I’ve had a few people mention that they can no longer access my site at their schools, workplaces and universities (why you’re trying to access my site when your meant to be studying or working is beyond me) because Kitta.net has been listed as porn.

Yes, porn.

I have a suspicion that the ‘Mr Cunt’ entry has something to do with the net nannies radar (or porndar) being tripped off and alerting the masses to my sites pornyness (after all I did say cunt 5 times). Either that or the little red monkey has been shaking his ass for dollar bills somewhere on this site without my prior knowledge.

This revelation has now sparked a new saying among friends… “You’re so porn” Which is to be said when you do something porn worthy or fantasticly porny.

Looking on the bright side, I can now casually slip into conversations that I own a porn site. 😀

33 Comments on “It's just porn”

  1. Haha, yes it was about time you blogged about this! 😛
    I would also add that you were being censored due to “Adult Content” since at least May 2004 😛

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  2. “…after all I did say cunt 5 times”

    Well including comments, I can count 27 uses of the word cunt, or one of its derivatives.

    Luckily I can still access your site from my work however. Although many of my favourite Linux-related websites are blocked and logged as ‘criminal activity’. Go figure.

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  3. Thank God for Kitta or I would never have found:

    Sock Monkey Superstore
    Buy Sock Monkey Items Here! The Collector Connection ,Inc.
    collector-connection.com

    FINALLY! I cant accessorize my sock monkey.

    yes!

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  4. Ok so the real reason I left my last job is because kitta,net was blocked there … at this one’s its not … but thats just so the boss can look at websites with naked pregnant chicks … he thinks i dont know about his little fetish … but i do

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  5. PORN???? I guess all those photos of bare feet and bellie buttons are just a bit too much for the net minders. Let me know if you start charging, I will have to get a major credit card 🙂

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  6. I haven’t been able to access my art portfolio from schools since December 2004, at least. It comes up as “porn” too. 😮

    I graduated a year ago though so I have no idea what it comes up as now.

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  7. Websense (which seems to get used by a lot of companies for their filtering needs) categorises you as ‘Adult Content’. Mind you, it also categorises dozens of useful design blogs as Message Boards and Clubs which is just as annoying. Well, perhaps slightly less annoying. Either way, I can’t look at them.

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  8. Adam, I was only counting in the entry, but yes, all up it was something like 27 times.

    Ed, sometimes site are just classified wrong, just because it says my site is porn doesn’t mean it really is.

    Darkhorse, I’m glad I could help you and your sock monkey.

    Tom, photos don’t really have anything to do with it. It’s more likely to be my overuse of the word cunt (what’s it now like 31? We need a bloody tally board.)

    Laur, yes this design has been around for ages, I’m planning on re-designing soonish.

    Lynne, I doubt it, the ‘kitta’ entry in urban dictionary has been around since 2003.

    Abbey, I agree most are automated and classify sites wrongly.

    John, Viva la monkey!

    Paul Haine, I can’t believe they list those blogs as Message Boards and Clubs. It’s ridiculous.

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  9. This is my most favorite porn site in the whole wide world. Or is that the whole world wide…. web? A little of both I guess.

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  10. You did it. You are googles top #1 rank with the search term

    “favourite porn site”

    Congratulations!!!!

    Now never again say that this is not a porn site!

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  11. Hello yah,
    i am da plumber and i hear your pipes need my tools?
    Das is good yah?
    Yah yah, baby! hmmmm arrrrrrrrr oooooooo
    ok you fill my sink now yah?
    Hmmm my plunger works good yah?
    You like my thrust action Yah?
    Hmmm baby your have such good technique mr plumber
    ………..Ooooops sorry!
    My mistake?
    I thought this was a porn site 😕
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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  12. You searched for “just porn” instead of the type of porn that’s not just pron… not sure what that is though.

    (hehe apparently I’m still subscribed to the comments on this post. cool :p)

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  13. Did wonder why this site was blocked. And for the record Kitta, if someone wanted to source/quote you in their work, they might access this site at school/college/university. Yes, there is a use for some of these posts in essays. Like if anyone’s doing something about ID theft, they could mention your posts about stolen photos.
    See? Theres a good excuse for someone to go on your blog in school hours 🙂

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  14. @Ryza: The problem is that the net nannies put blogs under the ‘Porn’ or ‘R Rated’ categories by default. I tried a few years ago to change this (many emails sent) but the companies in charge of what to filter don’t really care. I’ve been meaning to write a blog post about it, the irony is that the filters won’t let people read it!

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  15. @Kitta: Which people? Any people, or just the ones in charge of the filters? That is so stupid of them, but then I suppose you have made what might be considered some rather “colourful” posts that these places won’t appreciate… 😦

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